"My dad and I bought a night pass to Hedonism" is the beginning of an unbelievably terrible story.
Lemon, May 06, 2021, 01:40:31 pm

I didn't ask, but I don't think he wanted to spring for a pass for my dad as well, so there's at least that.

Delighted to report that when I was in Negril with my dad a few years back, I was approached by a group of people who must have had 40 years on me who had apparently taken the group-of-4 option to leave Hedonism 2 to pester people into letting them buy a night pass so we can go back and have some fun. I didn't accept, because I'm pretty sure going to a place called Hedonism in a country where you don't know anyone is how you get Eyes Wide Shut murdered, but thanks for confirming my preconceived assumptions about the clientele!

(And weirdly enough, the guy did also open his pitch with the food being really good.)

I would like to just confirm for everyone that I did indeed go digging and the woman in this episode who went to Hedonism with her 21 and 27 year old sons is indeed a de Rothschild, yes THAT de Rothschild,

The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work

guy who doesn't know how to make balanced hypotheticals voice: would you rather eat a human sized chicken mcnugget, right, or be eaten by chickens?
chai tea latte, April 28, 2021, 12:55:48 am

guy who can't make a balanced hypothetical situation voice: so would you rather have one dollar, okay, or a million dollars.