'Cocaine Bear' was a funny, stupid, campy, stupid, silly, stupid movie. If you're looking for fine cinema, you're in the wrong place. If you're looking for a bear to be rejuvenated Popeye-style by cocaine falling into her nose, then this is the movie for you.
Granted I haven't seen the Evil Dead movies in years but this felt like if 'Evil Dead' had top-tier actors and a budget.
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Chorus
One by one my brothers went to the kitchen
Because of that great "German Chocolate Cake" smell
You always heard them banging away in the kitchen
After taking the rest of the "German Chocolate Cake" for themselves.
In minutes the cake would be completely missing
Then my brothers would return back to their rooms
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And we'd sneak out "German Chocolate Cake number two.
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And Sneak Out "GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE" For Ourselves
One by one my brothers went to the kitchen
Because of that great "German Chocolate Cake" smell
You always heard them banging away in the kitchen
After taking the rest of the "German Chocolate Cake" for themselves.
In minutes the cake would be completely missing
Then my brothers would return back to their rooms
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And we'd sneak out "German Chocolate Cake number two.
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And Sneak Out "GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE" For Ourselves
Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread (post #7186)
"I do not fear the man who has sucked 1000 different dicks once, I fear the man who has sucked the same dick 1000 times" -Sun "Jet Li" Tzu
384: The Angry Apple Nerd (post #13)
The sound of absolute agony Frank West made after Portaxx told her stapler joke floored me, holy shit
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the last time men and women were merely just friends was the manson family and we all know how that turned out
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Full Name: Kirk Evelyn Van HoutenHow dare you! Elly's dad loved her.
Type of Hero: Deadbeat Dad
Salubrious Rex, February 22, 2023, 05:59:19 am
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exocytosis
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Full Name: Kirk Evelyn Van Houten
Type of Hero: Deadbeat Dad
Type of Hero: Deadbeat Dad
Goal: create something even stupider than the original comic. Did I succeed?
