And as a short rebuttal to the people who say “some MREs are actually good!”
Imagine for a solid month you have a “choice” between a whopping 24 menu items, most of which, besides the entrees, are recycled between each other. But wait! Your supply chain didn’t give a shit enough to mix up the cases, so you got only cases of menu A. Tough shit, you have like 8 choices for 3 meals a day for a month. It’s probably hot as fuck, so you get to drink hot water out of a plastic canteen with grit and too much chlorine.
You do this a couple weeks every month, and then shit a loaf of pure malice. This turd is so hard, Wolverine would dull his claws trying to cut them.
“Gents,” your command says, “we are going to work through our meals so we can get home faster,” he says. It’s a bold lie. You get you sad little bags and you stay late anyway because someone cannot fathom how to do basic shit.
Basically, dudes on YouTube who eat one once and say “That ain’t bad, dunno why everyone bitches about them” is like me picking up a clamp and putting it on my finger and saying “Yeah, cock and ball torture doesn’t seem so bad. The clamp isn’t even that tight!”
And any hard charging, war fighting, 29% APR on a 2010 mustang driving, stripper marrying jackass that wants to come in here and say they aren’t that bad, fuck you too. You don’t like them, just admit they suck.