F Plus Quotes Thread

[EYE OF ZA]

"Meth will still come out of a syringe if you don't shave the screw fitting off. You're just wasting time. You're starving your butt of precious meth!"
--Victor Laszlo, 311: I Am The Goddess Of Salvia

[Lumbermouth]

“Alright I’m gonna go grab a teacup, I’m going to see if I can force myself into The Sunken Place.”

John Toast, Ridiculist Passions

[BeastModeBuddha]

Kumquat: The best way that I have ever seen to boof coke was my chinchilla!
Boots: What?
Kumquat: What?

[Lumbermouth]

"I don't think anybody in Morbid Angel has ever given a woman an orgasm."

Jack Chick, DIY Junk Machines

[Recon Rabbit]

SENT FROM MY iPHONE USING TAPATALK!

[Lumbermouth]

"Fee fi fo fum, Englishmen make me cum."

Lou Fernandez, Everything But The Sex Stories

[Salubrious Rex]

"Huh 'personafies' isnt in my dictionary, guess I'll add it!"

Boots Raingear 109 Your Role Is Played Out

[EYE OF ZA]

Discounting a far-reaching concept such as bitcoin because a few users are "jerks" to you...

I like that "jerks" is in quotation marks, as though somebody could be such a thing.

[Doctor Interrogative]

"I listen to Technotronic's Pump Up the Jam before bed ... how can you sleep without pumped up jams?"
    -Kumquatxop, #387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats

[Immoral Filth]

"Ask your doctor about Boy Hymen™ today"
-Boots: Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast

[Lumbermouth]

"A knife and alcohol fix most of my problems."
"Oh, are you a Juggalo too?"

Frank West and Achilles Heelies, (Untitled Vaping Episode)

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

The permababy segment of Yahoo Answers (197) has some choice lines


"Babies haven't fallen short in the eyes of god, some people believe that babies are angels. Source: Atheist" Boots


"Are there zillions of fly sperm in heaven? I personally created most of them...." Frank
"Well when you get to heaven you're going to have to raise all those sperm" Acheilies
"Gregary says no, they will be adults in heaven!" Boots

[1234GO!]

(in a ronald reagan voice) "I foresee a great Bimbo Nation on a hill..."

[honey]

"Oh baby, you suck me like a bloomin' onion"

- 214: Jerks Off Of Jerking Off

[Lumbermouth]

“Look Lemon I know that it wasn’t a very good story, but it was also long.”

Jimmyfranks, The Worst Creepypastas