F Plus Quotes Thread

[EYE OF ZA]

"Meth will still come out of a syringe if you don't shave the screw fitting off. You're just wasting time. You're starving your butt of precious meth!"
--Victor Laszlo, 311: I Am The Goddess Of Salvia

[Lumbermouth]

“Alright I’m gonna go grab a teacup, I’m going to see if I can force myself into The Sunken Place.”

John Toast, Ridiculist Passions

[BeastModeBuddha]

Kumquat: The best way that I have ever seen to boof coke was my chinchilla!
Boots: What?
Kumquat: What?

[Lumbermouth]

"I don't think anybody in Morbid Angel has ever given a woman an orgasm."

Jack Chick, DIY Junk Machines

[Recon Rabbit]

SENT FROM MY iPHONE USING TAPATALK!

[Lumbermouth]

"Fee fi fo fum, Englishmen make me cum."

Lou Fernandez, Everything But The Sex Stories

[Salubrious Rex]

"Huh 'personafies' isnt in my dictionary, guess I'll add it!"

Boots Raingear 109 Your Role Is Played Out

[EYE OF ZA]

Discounting a far-reaching concept such as bitcoin because a few users are "jerks" to you...

I like that "jerks" is in quotation marks, as though somebody could be such a thing.

[Doctor Interrogative]

"I listen to Technotronic's Pump Up the Jam before bed ... how can you sleep without pumped up jams?"
    -Kumquatxop, #387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats

[Immoral Filth]

"Ask your doctor about Boy Hymen™ today"
-Boots: Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast

[Lumbermouth]

"A knife and alcohol fix most of my problems."
"Oh, are you a Juggalo too?"

Frank West and Achilles Heelies, (Untitled Vaping Episode)