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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 180247 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1065
nutshell: i'm afraid that michael jackson from the thriller video is going to eat my face.
lemon: okay, okay...is that a reoccurring dream that you have?
nutshell: no.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1066
Lemon: My suggestion is to substitute the oil with a stick of butter.
Frank West (reflexively, terrified): No!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1067
"Who would invest in a podcast?  Podcasts are inherently a failure, I mean a loss of money.  You don't, you don't make money- I mean even the successful podcasts aren't making money on podcasting."

"You know what?  I'll tell you who'll give me that money.  The Internet."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1068
"And, uh, PreparationH, what's in your signature?"
"Um, my signature is...One broken image file...A...text that says 'Come say that at The Gathering, see what hap-' OH I'M A JUGGALO!? OH GOOD!"

Perhaps the only time those last six words were said in that order without sarcasm...
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1069
"And, uh, PreparationH, what's in your signature?"
"Um, my signature is...One broken image file...A...text that says 'Come say that at The Gathering, see what hap-' OH I'M A JUGGALO!? OH GOOD!"

Perhaps the only time those last six words were said in that order without sarcasm...
KingKalamari, April 16, 2019, 10:44:13 am

~seeeeecret Juuuuggggalllloooooo~

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1070
Jack Chick: The idea of being in a gym locker with a teeny weeny is a hot idea
Bozarth: somebody read a book!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1071
Jack Chick: The idea of being in a gym locker with a teeny weeny is a hot idea
Bozarth: somebody read a book!
GirlKisser420, April 20, 2019, 08:18:20 pm

Which episode was this from?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1072
Jack Chick: The idea of being in a gym locker with a teeny weeny is a hot idea
Bozarth: somebody read a book!
GirlKisser420, April 20, 2019, 08:18:20 pm

Which episode was this from?
SATAN MILKSHAKE, April 21, 2019, 08:36:19 pm

https://thefpl.us/episode/182
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1073
"Look around! If you want something that looks like it's human and barely acts like it's human, it's everybody!"
-Bozarth
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1074
"I went to the pet store with my knife! Hoo hoo hoo!" -STOG
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1075
I CALL MY ASSHOLE A TRAITOR IF IT TRIES TO SHIT ON ME!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1076
Andy Kadir-Buxton: "The length of the vagina (or rectum for that matter) is simply divided into thirds. And the thirds are contracted and relaxed in turn until orgasm is achieved"

Portaxx: "This is what we call the golden fellatio"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1077
"Oh, so this was all in your British accent."
[Southern drawl] "That's right."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1078
"HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE, YOU'RE DRYIN' OUT MY MOM'S PUSSY!" -Lemon
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1079
"People kleep thelling me thah the ploblem'th with my thongue.  Is ih my thongue?"

"Yeah, why don't you try putting the tongue in your mouth?"

"No."
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