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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 271713 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1200
"I think you're a little bit off-message there, pothead."

"What? No, I'm... just... it's just... I'm getting to the story, man, it's just happening, it's getting really good—"

"Oh, really, are you? OK."

"—oh, you're gonna fuckin' love it, 'cause, 'cause I know how this story ends—"

"Oh, good."

"—'cause this is my story—"

"Yeah, sure, yep. Mm-hm?"

"—so boy it's gonna pay off, I'm so glad."

"Boy, it sure is."

"You're gonna love this. Uh, everybody listening to this podcast, this story's really gonna pay off, 'cause I know how it ends, I definitely, I know this story—"

"Yeah, yeahyeahyeah, oh, oh no, Boots, your microphone, it's, uh, it fell down... a well... Fell down a well! Well, seeing as how that horrible thing happened to your microphone, I guess we'll just have to switch over to Adam!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1201
Lemon: Jack Chick, what did you just find?
Jack Chick: Heavily Excessive Precum! That's when you engage in an RP when a character, typically unrealistically endowed—
Boots: I would say it's—
Jack Chick: produces an exceptionally large amount of—
Kumquatxop: [laughter]
Jack Chick: produces exceptionally—
Adam Bozarth: It's so small!
Jack Chick: produces exceptionally large volumes of precum, including, but not limited to,
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1202
AIRPORTS ARE PRETTY TOLERANT WHEN IT COMES TO BONERS!!!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1203
Here's your boner that'll be $5.99
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1204
"He [Sir Rev. Dr. Prof. John Kitchin Ph.D, Esq.] has some truths to share. Lots of them. He also has lots of fonts."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1205
I PUT A LARGE POTATO IN A LONG SOCK
I SMASH MY NUTS WITH A TIRE THUMPER
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1206
"Any sculpture is interactive if you're brave enough" -  episode 338
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1207
"Sexual energy is a zero cum game!"
- Episode 341
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1208
Lemon: "it'll quench your cravin' like a molsen canadian!"
Boots: "eugh..."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1209
I keep violently remembering STOG's intro from the plush fuckers episode, which I haven't heard in at least a year.

"An inflatoplush with a ballie inside him is just all kinds of murr."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1210
MY NAME’S RON YOU EVER HAVE BARQS ROOT BEER THAT SHIT’S THE BEST

I've thought about this and chuckled a little every day or so since the episode came out.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1211
My friend donut summon a djinn as your first, for they are powerful and can be dangreous.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1212
My friend donut summon a djinn as your first, for they are powerful and can be dangreous.
1234GO!, February 11, 2021, 10:37:09 am
That's right. One should ease into it djinngerly.
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