I was at the store and wanted to see if they had a specific flavor of Mt. Dew in stock. They didn't, so I went on the Mt. Dew wiki and saw that it was a one-time promotion from last year with no plans of bringing it back this summer. I then realized that, at that momemt, I probably just underwent the saddest experience on planet Earth until some dipshit in France threw a glass of water in his waiter's face for joking about his artificially distressed Rick and Morty tshirt a few seconds later. Anyway, the human experience fucking sucks.