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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 196469 times)

A Whirring Bone-White Gleech

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Bitcoin continues to bleed, and it fills me with shadenfreude.  It's fluctuating a lot, because of course it is, but it's down to $7,104 as of right this minute, and the long-term trend-line appears to be down.
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krytton

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there was graffiti near my house a couple of months ago that said "jeff is a big fat mess" and i feel like my life was better then
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nationalize the porn industry
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Wrought

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The humour in Rick and Morty is often referred to as "nihilist humour". This is because jokes and funny writing are meaningless to the creators and it will convince you God is dead.

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In my youth I spent all of my time on the internet because I hated how TV was just celebrities and politics but now that’s all the internet is too and I hate it.
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Shell Game

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that's what happens when things catch on. people's interests and lives bleed into it and vice versa

krytton

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hetero sapiens?????
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Spooks

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Excuse me, "Happy Birthday"? Uuuum, actually, it's uh, my birthday's anniversary.
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me: it's finally starting to get warm at nights! I think i'll open up my windows and let some air in-
junebugs: you are never safe. you are never safe. there is only a thin screen between us. open your window if you are not a coward. open your window so i can crawl into your mouth and lay my eggs.
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Shigan

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The Columbia Pictures animated logo except she’s holding up her middle finger
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Shell Game

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just saw a man in a suit with business gadgetry anxiously talking to himself frantically picking up his phone then putting it back down as he just stares at it in terror before finally pressing the button and putting the phone to his ear. as much as i actually kinda hate business fellas, it felt kinda good watching him experience a very familiar, recognizable habit. i felt his anxiousness, but also his humanity. sometimes it's nice to have a corny little moment i guess.

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Idea: the phrase ‘tryna catch these hands’ but it’s about intercessory prayer
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Seth "Slimy" Rollins

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last night i had a dream that i was a writer for the simpsons and i made an episode about barney gumble named Scarney Gumble about how he used to sell cocaine but fell from grace in the criminal underworld and bart helps him get back his empire.
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is it furry racist to assume people with otter fursonas like to swim
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Seth "Slimy" Rollins

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Things I have been commissioned for:
  • Digimon Porn (person refused to elaborate)
  • A story about lesbians who cut each other and lick the blood, with both horror and sex. (Person was really persistent - he contacted me on tumblr, then emailed me when I didn't respond)
  • Black Lagoon but Cyberpunk (i did this one because holy shit, yeah)
  • Gay Fish RPG (also yes)
  • Rick and Morty/Total Drama Island crossover (who got really pissy with me when I said I couldn't do 20,000+ word chapters every month)
  • Short story involving the mascot of a digital marketing and social consulting group from Nantucket
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