Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Wait five minutes for the tub of ice cream to soften? Are you fucking kidding? I have a chisel, a mallet, and a dream.

[A Meat]

The .org TLD is short for orgasm

[vaMpiresoftWare]

If our design is so intelligent why do we conduct electricity?

[Dr. Buttplug]

I believe it's pronounved Deep Bone Trombone sauce, doctor.

[A Meat]

Dallas Fort Worf

[Devious Box]

The bowel movement that turned into a full on bowel revolution

[A Meat]

I wish they paid me more at my job

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

american census database open query how many babies named "skibidi" send query

[organburner]

You sucked dick for cab fare and then walked? Big fucking deal. I sucked dick for cab fare and then sucked the cab drivers dick.

[A Meat]

Genitals imply datals, nominatals, accusatals and ablatals. Instrumentals already exist, and while slightly off, locatals exist as locals and vocatals exist as vocals

[AgentCoop]

The night of the long catheters

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog, so make sure to mention it to everybody as soon and as often as you can.

[A Meat]

pornometry

[Great Joe]

pornometry

pornometry-informed teledildonics

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

man i lurked this thread 3 days straight trying not to triplepost and great joe has to steal post #boob from under my nose. smh... now i don't even remember my pointless thought anymore...