Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Was at a country festival this weekend, final scoreboard is:

4x Jolene
3x I Will Always Love You
1x 9 to 5
1x Coat of Many Colours
1x Little Sparrow
1x Silver Threads and Golden Needles
1x When We're Gone, Long Gone - this was a tribute but I can't really count it as a cover because Emmylou Harris played it and she was already part of the Dolly recording (with Linda Ronstadt)

[AgentCoop]

They're letting me into the Arrow Video closet tomorrow. It's where they keep the mops

[A Meat]

Opening a Blind Box inflicts you with the Blind status effect

[Antivehicular]

Fantasy monsters with low population densities should all have winged life stages to let them disperse and find their own habitats, like alate ants

[organburner]

Don't understand people who are afraid of bugs and then when they see one in the house start screaming and grab like a paper towel or a broom to kill it with like...

My mans, does you not have a vacuum? Just suck it up with the vacuum!

[Devious Box]

Don't understand people who are afraid of bugs and then when they see one in the house start screaming and grab like a paper towel or a broom to kill it with like...

My mans, does you not have a vacuum? Just suck it up with the vacuum!

gotta get it out of the cupboard and plug it in. Putting a shoe on the end of a broom handle and swinging wildly is much faster.

[GirlKisser420]

the emperor from the proverb was so fucking stupid. duhhh I want morons to see my dick and nobody else

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Cottagecore cottage cheese cottage industry

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

There are two wolves inside you, for which Miles O'Brien will be reprimanded.

[A Meat]

It's bullshit that Tarot doesn't have a dragon card. There should be like six at least

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Where does a lab rat go do his business?
At the labratory.

[thelizzerd]

Got put in charge of decorations for a joint 70th birthday party. I really don't want to be in charge of decorations for a joint 70th birthday party. Wtf decorations do you even decorate with for that?

[Devious Box]

Got put in charge of decorations for a joint 70th birthday party. I really don't want to be in charge of decorations for a joint 70th birthday party. Wtf decorations do you even decorate with for that?

Coffins, miniature grim reapers, et cetera

[organburner]

I'm a big student of exophrenology

[A Meat]

I don't know why people expect artificial intelligence to provide them with something that isn't false intel