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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 262799 times)

boooo566

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This one company keeps sending risk assessments titled "[site] - risk ass" and I'm secretly 11 so I can't really take it seriously.

Sherman Tank

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My favorite thing about the the site I found that was read on Garbage Day is the utterly insane things he believes about cars.  He praises the mushy suspension and steering systems of the old 70s land yachts and claims it's healthier for your bones and joints than modern tight suspensions.

Now I'll allow there's maybe a 0.0001% chance he's right about the repetitive motions experienced while driving can do bad things to your bones and joints. But do you know what's also hazardous to your health? Crashing your car into a wall or a tree or another car because the steering is so sloppy and unresponsive that it doesn't turn in time. Especially in a car with no crumple zones or airbags and a heavy steering column that's just waiting to crush your ribcage in a collision.

Spooks

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Jared Leto's Joker, the tattoo does not say "Damaged". The tattoo says "Shutterstock".

Frank West Shell Game Mix Nikaer Drekin

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If you wear vinyl shoes or boots you're 100% a foot fetishist. Definitely the person who designed them.

"Man I can't wait to trap my feet in a slippery sweat cage, awesome!"

Wrought

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Low point of my day was going into the shed to take some bikes out of there so i could see if any of them were in usable condition since they hadn't been touched in a while and then immediately after getting the last bike out, twisting my ankle incredibly bad. It's most likely sprained. It's like pain on my wedding day.

Lower point was realizing after I managed to limp inside and sit down that I couldn't move, I had to pee, nobody was home to help me get around, and all I had nearby was a water bottle.

Lowest point was what followed.

krytton

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paul joseph watson saying "imagine my cock"

i thought it now you have to think it too

GirlKisser420

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I am a target of Gongstalking and my ears really hurt
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Dr. Buttplug

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VW Jetta turn signals look like flashing pink buttholes.

Wrought

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paul joseph watson saying "imagine my cock"

i thought it now you have to think it too
krytton, April 26, 2018, 03:40:07 am

Pocial Justice Warrior's voice is so fucking weird that I actually can't imagine anything in his voice

Seth "Slimy" Rollins

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shonen fighting anime, but the characters use their powers via jackoff crystals

Spooks

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I can't help it if I have resting bishie face.

Carbon

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When I die I want the whole cask, not just a casket.
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october)

Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october)

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Clipse4Sale

Dr. Buttplug

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The bones of Waldo, the hide of a Lorax, and the eyes of a rugrat to this altar we commit to destroy our childhoods.
Shell Game Wrought skeleton party

Wrought

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New rule: along with "m'lady" and "t'is",  straight white men on the internet are no longer allowed to say "my dear"
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