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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 138623 times)

Jackal Flapnasty

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« Reply #1920 on: July 11, 2018, 01:30:25 am »
Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Peehole: consent, sanitary equipment, medical professional
Cervix: consent, sanatary equipment, medical, you know what just forget it.
(I had planned on adding it but forgot)

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« Reply #1921 on: July 11, 2018, 01:32:35 am »
Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Can't believe you forgot about the urethra

Sounds like a bad time to me
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« Reply #1922 on: July 11, 2018, 03:48:20 am »
under socialism we will find bigfoot
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« Reply #1923 on: July 11, 2018, 09:10:15 am »
Black hole: No consent, spaghettification, hawking radiation
Worm hole: Consent, parallel universe (possibly evil twin)
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« Reply #1924 on: July 11, 2018, 09:37:14 am »
Holes (2003): consent, Shia LaBeouf (possibly evil twin)
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« Reply #1925 on: July 11, 2018, 10:17:58 am »
I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."

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« Reply #1926 on: July 11, 2018, 10:24:14 am »
I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."
probably someone not worth remembering?
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« Reply #1927 on: July 11, 2018, 11:05:01 am »
I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."
I hope Ass is short for assistant
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« Reply #1928 on: July 11, 2018, 11:29:22 am »
All the people with abusive names in my phone are my brother.

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« Reply #1929 on: July 11, 2018, 03:58:55 pm »
threatening to kill the president is a very funny joke, so what if late night monologues were just that

hey ed i'll tell you something about that president of ours
"what is it johnny"
this president donald j trump is so fucking dead.
"how dead is he"
he's so fucking dead that i have an AR15 and i'm going to unload it into his fucking chest in the oval office on august 6th

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« Reply #1930 on: July 11, 2018, 04:14:21 pm »
threatening to kill the president is a very funny joke, so what if late night monologues were just that

hey ed i'll tell you something about that president of ours
"what is it johnny"
this president donald j trump is so fucking dead.
"how dead is he"
he's so fucking dead that i have an AR15 and i'm going to unload it into his fucking chest in the oval office on august 6th
chai tea latte Vinny Possum

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« Reply #1931 on: July 11, 2018, 04:30:17 pm »
Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Can't believe you forgot about the urethra

ARMPIT: CHEESECAKE

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« Reply #1932 on: July 12, 2018, 12:41:29 am »
New pokemon, Cilanthrow, Grass/Fighting. Evolves into Oringeno, then into Throwsmary.
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« Reply #1933 on: July 12, 2018, 08:46:01 am »
I would have gone with Orrejudo personally

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« Reply #1934 on: July 12, 2018, 10:39:38 am »
I would have gone with Orrejudo personally

But I'm glad I didn't because Oringeno is much much better.