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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 188530 times)

Wrought

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*speaking into the radio in my hazmat suit* Sir, the subjects of Pun Thread have broken containment again
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didn't know the reservoir of nautical puns was this deep

anyways, something my mind does sometimes is make markov chain style sequences of words, and it'll never stop amusing me, case in point:

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I have no intention of neaping my responses.
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It's high tide that ballp.it just embrace that puns are just part of the natural cycle of forums, and let that sense of humor wash over you. Hail Sea Satan.
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It's high tide that ballp.it just embrace that puns are just part of the natural cycle of forums, and let that sense of humor wash over you. Hail Sea Satan.
Abby Normal, November 08, 2018, 02:44:36 pm
They like to hadal on puns here, but i think they're the crest.
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its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
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its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
krytton, November 08, 2018, 08:14:38 pm
Jimmy John's because it has the most torturous environment of any chain sandwich shop #LaborViolations
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its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
krytton, November 08, 2018, 08:14:38 pm
Jimmy John's because it has the most torturous environment of any chain sandwich shop #LaborViolations
AgentCoop, November 08, 2018, 10:11:44 pm
i heard some nasty horror stories from an old coworker. both on a franchise and corporate level.

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catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
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catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
A Meat, November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
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catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
A Meat, November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
chai tea latte, November 09, 2018, 02:57:19 am
fuck
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catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
A Meat, November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am

step this up by saying "punish me, daddy, i've been naughty" in the confession booth

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Get him to do “here comes the airplane” as he gives you communion.
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Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.

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Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.
Spooks, November 09, 2018, 08:42:02 am
Newfoundland itself might be a bit of an easy target, but the Newfies have some pretty unique town names, including Come-by-Chance, Bumble Bee Bight and Happy Valley-Goose Bay!
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