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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 155459 times)

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« Reply #2370 on: November 07, 2018, 01:41:08 am »
it turns out Hobo johnson was kicked out of his house at 19 by his abusive dad and actually spent time as a hobo. why the fuck are his songs failed beat poetry about girls that don't like him
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« Reply #2371 on: November 07, 2018, 12:25:40 pm »
Incelsior!
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« Reply #2372 on: November 07, 2018, 01:26:37 pm »
what if nautical terms became slang?

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« Reply #2373 on: November 07, 2018, 02:33:59 pm »
what if nautical terms became slang?
I can't fathom it.
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« Reply #2374 on: November 08, 2018, 04:40:54 am »
say what you will about richard dawkins, he did coin the term "meme", which is not a sacrifice many of us would have been willing to make
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« Reply #2375 on: November 08, 2018, 08:01:11 am »
say what you will about richard dawkins, he did coin the term "meme", which is not a sacrifice many of us would have been willing to make
coined and then became one

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« Reply #2376 on: November 08, 2018, 10:19:51 am »
what if nautical terms became slang?
I can't fathom it.
This pun is out of my league.
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« Reply #2377 on: November 08, 2018, 10:43:02 am »
what if nautical terms became slang?
I can't fathom it.
This pun is out of my league.

This thread has me tied up in knots
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« Reply #2378 on: November 08, 2018, 11:22:05 am »
*speaking into the radio in my hazmat suit* Sir, the subjects of Pun Thread have broken containment again
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« Reply #2379 on: November 08, 2018, 12:29:29 pm »
didn't know the reservoir of nautical puns was this deep

anyways, something my mind does sometimes is make markov chain style sequences of words, and it'll never stop amusing me, case in point:

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« Reply #2380 on: November 08, 2018, 12:36:10 pm »
I have no intention of neaping my responses.
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« Reply #2381 on: November 08, 2018, 02:44:36 pm »
It's high tide that ballp.it just embrace that puns are just part of the natural cycle of forums, and let that sense of humor wash over you. Hail Sea Satan.
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« Reply #2382 on: November 08, 2018, 03:05:41 pm »
It's high tide that ballp.it just embrace that puns are just part of the natural cycle of forums, and let that sense of humor wash over you. Hail Sea Satan.
They like to hadal on puns here, but i think they're the crest.
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« Reply #2383 on: November 08, 2018, 08:14:38 pm »
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
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« Reply #2384 on: November 08, 2018, 10:11:44 pm »
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
Jimmy John's because it has the most torturous environment of any chain sandwich shop #LaborViolations
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