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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 172228 times)

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Reply #2370
*speaking into the radio in my hazmat suit* Sir, the subjects of Pun Thread have broken containment again
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Reply #2371
didn't know the reservoir of nautical puns was this deep

anyways, something my mind does sometimes is make markov chain style sequences of words, and it'll never stop amusing me, case in point:

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Reply #2372
I have no intention of neaping my responses.
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Reply #2373
It's high tide that ballp.it just embrace that puns are just part of the natural cycle of forums, and let that sense of humor wash over you. Hail Sea Satan.
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Reply #2374
It's high tide that ballp.it just embrace that puns are just part of the natural cycle of forums, and let that sense of humor wash over you. Hail Sea Satan.
They like to hadal on puns here, but i think they're the crest.
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Reply #2375
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
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Reply #2376
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
Jimmy John's because it has the most torturous environment of any chain sandwich shop #LaborViolations
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Reply #2377
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
Jimmy John's because it has the most torturous environment of any chain sandwich shop #LaborViolations
i heard some nasty horror stories from an old coworker. both on a franchise and corporate level.

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Reply #2378
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
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Reply #2379
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
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Reply #2380
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
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Reply #2381
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy

step this up by saying "punish me, daddy, i've been naughty" in the confession booth

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Reply #2382
Get him to do “here comes the airplane” as he gives you communion.
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Reply #2383
Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.

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Reply #2384
Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.
Newfoundland itself might be a bit of an easy target, but the Newfies have some pretty unique town names, including Come-by-Chance, Bumble Bee Bight and Happy Valley-Goose Bay!
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