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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 155450 times)

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« Reply #2385 on: November 09, 2018, 12:31:03 am »
its cool we have subway but where do doms get their sandwiches
Jimmy John's because it has the most torturous environment of any chain sandwich shop #LaborViolations
i heard some nasty horror stories from an old coworker. both on a franchise and corporate level.

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« Reply #2386 on: November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am »
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
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« Reply #2387 on: November 09, 2018, 02:57:19 am »
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
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« Reply #2388 on: November 09, 2018, 04:29:26 am »
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
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« Reply #2389 on: November 09, 2018, 05:44:29 am »
catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy

step this up by saying "punish me, daddy, i've been naughty" in the confession booth

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« Reply #2390 on: November 09, 2018, 08:06:54 am »
Get him to do “here comes the airplane” as he gives you communion.
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« Reply #2391 on: November 09, 2018, 08:42:02 am »
Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.

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« Reply #2392 on: November 09, 2018, 08:58:00 am »
Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.
Newfoundland itself might be a bit of an easy target, but the Newfies have some pretty unique town names, including Come-by-Chance, Bumble Bee Bight and Happy Valley-Goose Bay!
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« Reply #2393 on: November 09, 2018, 06:19:09 pm »
High school teacher: now make sure to use trustworthy academic sources, as it is difficult to find reliable sources of trustworthy information on the internet

Me in high school: Haha yeah sure

Me now: *scrolling through hundreds of pages of google results* why does everyone think Zen is a synonym for relaxation and not an actual monastic practice
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« Reply #2394 on: November 10, 2018, 09:03:16 am »
did you know? gargoyles are a type of grotesque that siphon rainwater from the roof of a building and out their mouths. if a statue does not do this, it is simply called a grotesque. if you call a regular grotesque a gargoyle, the gargoyles from disneys gargoyles will come to your house and beat you up, and they are NOT down to fuck.
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« Reply #2395 on: November 10, 2018, 09:46:41 am »
I remembered about “Cock cozy’s” and had fun coming up with other names for them with a coworker.

Cock moccasin - coccasin
Rod roaster
Schlong stocking
Sack wrap
Bellend Baker

Google provided “Willy warmer” and “Peter Heater”

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« Reply #2396 on: November 11, 2018, 02:22:06 pm »
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« Reply #2397 on: November 11, 2018, 07:38:36 pm »
mate, you're a circus clown from the zoo,

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« Reply #2398 on: November 12, 2018, 03:42:57 am »
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« Reply #2399 on: November 12, 2018, 01:29:10 pm »
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