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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 173338 times)

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High school teacher: now make sure to use trustworthy academic sources, as it is difficult to find reliable sources of trustworthy information on the internet

Me in high school: Haha yeah sure

Me now: *scrolling through hundreds of pages of google results* why does everyone think Zen is a synonym for relaxation and not an actual monastic practice
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did you know? gargoyles are a type of grotesque that siphon rainwater from the roof of a building and out their mouths. if a statue does not do this, it is simply called a grotesque. if you call a regular grotesque a gargoyle, the gargoyles from disneys gargoyles will come to your house and beat you up, and they are NOT down to fuck.
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I remembered about “Cock cozy’s” and had fun coming up with other names for them with a coworker.

Cock moccasin - coccasin
Rod roaster
Schlong stocking
Sack wrap
Bellend Baker

Google provided “Willy warmer” and “Peter Heater”

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Everything Sucks by Reel Big Fish is more of a banger than everything in the mumbly rapist rap genre thats everywhere and they should play it at clubs
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mate, you're a circus clown from the zoo,

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New smart home system update will record your dick size and how dark your butthole is and sell the data to penis pump and monster cock bleach advertisers.

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catching up on this series of doctor who, i've just run into the mpreg episode and i bet i'd enjoy this more if i didn't spend so much time on the internet
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Started making liqueurs for funsies and just realised I can make all of my dreams come true by making starfruit liqueur. Refreshing AND delicious!
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Thank God V8 isn't carbonated

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Thank God V8 isn't carbonated
Carbon, November 13, 2018, 02:13:04 pm

But after you drink it, couldn't you say it was Carbon-ated?
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Does time traveling count as traveling in basketball?

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Starting to think everyone vouching for chili crisp on vanilla ice cream is just fucking with me
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Dad jokes 2.0: Dada jokes

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every time i look at the cursed images thread my life expectancy is reduced by at least ten minutes
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