Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

i hope i win an award one day so i can use my acceptance speech to thank the person responsible for the "did you mean to attach something to this email" notification.

[Ambious]

Who was the first person to say "Dude" in space?

[sambair]

Ah fuck, I think I've become the 'Metal Gear guy' of my social group.

It's a good place to be. I was worried when Kojima left Konami, but Death Stranding gave me at least 1.5 Metal Gears of bullshit to talk about while drunk.

[Cheapskate]

“Did I ever tell you about how I lost 300 pounds of ugly fat? It was awful!”—feeder, post-divorce

[krytton]

ono is a good emoticon because it looks how it sounds

[AgentCoop]

Can I get a "hell yeah" in here?

[GirlKisser420]

Something needs to be done about vtubers

[A Meat]

the fact that Obelix's dog in the English translation of Asterix is called Dogmatix will always make me happy, it's a translation getting a pun better than the original, which is Idéfix

[Shell Game]

Some people don't take hints. Some people don't take hints intentionally. Which are you? Paid for by the Hint Council.

[GirlKisser420]

The worst posters online are medieval warfare pedants. I don’t care if the armor isn’t realistic and theyd be better off with a spear. Shut da fuck up im trying to talk about dungeons and dragons

[Dr. Buttplug]

I'm so libertarian I married an underage gun.

[Penultimatum]

The worst posters online are medieval warfare pedants. I don’t care if the armor isn’t realistic and theyd be better off with a spear. Shut da fuck up im trying to talk about dungeons and dragons

I mean, reach weapons are pretty powerful- are you sure you wouldn’t be better off with a halberd or pike?
D&D powergamers are IMO worse than medieval warfare pedants

[Sovereign]

The generation of kids who will spend a significant chunk of their education in quarantine-necessitated online classrooms will also be known as Zoomers.

[GirlKisser420]

The worst posters online are medieval warfare pedants. I don’t care if the armor isn’t realistic and theyd be better off with a spear. Shut da fuck up im trying to talk about dungeons and dragons

I mean, reach weapons are pretty powerful- are you sure you wouldn’t be better off with a halberd or pike?
D&D powergamers are IMO worse than medieval warfare pedants

the virgin historian: At this point, shields were reduced in size and knights switched to the pollax, adopting the hampsburg strategem, impeding polish ambitions towards conquest
The chad D&D grog: yo if you take weapon specialisation Darts you can fuck up a wizard in like 6 seconds with Darts

[A Meat]

Any instance of 'PD' in something's name is 'pig disgusting'. NYPD? New York Pig Disgusting. PDA? Pig Disgusting Assistant. G6PD? Glucose-6-Pig Disgusting