Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Great Joe]

When you get down to it, "routed bass" is just another way to say "strategically placed hole".

[GirlKisser420]

Gonna break the fourth wall. Hello

[A Meat]

Cephalopods could be great at soccer, were it not for their habitat and lack of bones.

[GirlKisser420]

I got fired from The Culture because I tried to name a ship Dick Sucking Factory

[A Meat]

Fortran, Oregon

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

What if we made, like, ebooks, but with paper instead of the screen?

[GirlKisser420]

"hey guys, check out this cool way to eat raw eggs I invented" ~ Sir David Nog

[Great Joe]

Insisting that my cool new 13th age character really is a COBOL.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Egrets have egg-white-colored plumage and yolk yellow beaks, and their name sounds both like "egg" and "omelette" but they are NOT omelette-shaped. This infuriates me. I will now kill God.

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

if I was a theatergoer watching The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat (1896), i don't think I would duck out of the way or run out of the theater when the train approaches the camera. i would know that the train could not harm me

[auaurorau]

it bothers me that "restroom" does not refer to the room that has a bed in it

[A Meat]

The mons pubis, or "pube hill"

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Is 1842's "Dead Souls" the "Dark Souls" or the "Demon's Souls" of Nikolai Gogol's work?

edit:

He intensified his relationship with a starets or spiritual elder, Matvey Konstantinovsky, whom he had known for several years. Konstantinovsky seems to have strengthened in Gogol the fear of perdition (damnation) by insisting on the sinfulness of all his imaginative work. Exaggerated ascetic practices undermined his health and he fell into a state of deep depression. On the night of 24 February 1852 he burned some of his manuscripts, which contained most of the second part of Dead Souls. He explained this as a mistake, a practical joke played on him by the Devil.^{[citation needed]} Soon thereafter, he took to bed, refused all food, and died in great pain nine days later.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Weird we have to warn children about the internet like its a djinn or demon in old fairytales. "Don't use your true name child or they could hold power over you."

[A Meat]

Weird we have to warn children about the internet like its a djinn or demon in old fairytales. "Don't use your true name child or they could hold power over you."

Max and Moritz is the story of two young boys who didn't use a VPN for their internet misdeeds