Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[AgentCoop]

If you make a crab cake but dont put it in the oven that's kind of like maryland sushi

[auaurorau]

objective statements are the subset of subjective statements which satisfy the condition of "enough people think they're objective"

[AgentCoop]

Those first two propagandhi albums...

[A Meat]

thinking about becoming unhealthily obsessed with my dick

[A Meat]

thinking about becoming unhealthily obsessed with my dick

on second thought, I have better things to do with my life

[Dr. Buttplug]

I'll take the processed stuff over raw honey. I don't want to get bee herpies or whatever.

[chai tea latte]

i'm going to kill every small business owner in the entire province

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

i'm going to kill every small business owner in the entire province

Small business people are some of the worst people.

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

enemy of the pod

e: nemesis of the pod

[Shell Game]

i had an amazing revelation last night that i wanted to share here, but now I've completely forgotten what it was. :(

[A Meat]

I kinda want to try ají amarillo peppers, but I don't want to go through the effort of looking for a place that imports them, if there is any at all in my area

[AgentCoop]

Couldn't catch me calling sex "play." Oh you up for a round of sex later? Good for the lungs!

[Lemon]

Couldn't catch me calling sex "play." Oh you up for a round of sex later? Good for the lungs!

See, but I call it a play because I do it in a 100 seat theatre, charge $9 a ticket, and keep trying to convince my friends to come even though they keep making up excuses why they can't.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Im selling individual rap kyrics for $3 a pop ahem;

Goin to the land of milk and honey,
Nothin but pussy drugs and money.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

i like a lady with a big naples