Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

People will sure spend a lot of time complaining about entertainment industry awards without ever bothering to learn how they work.

Was watching a David Attenborough documentary at lunch and questioning why they bother giving tv awards to anyone except the person who picked the comedic soundtrack for the montage of penguins falling over, and then thought of this post.

[CozyJosie]

I wonder if there's a porno out there with a guy in it named Mao ZeDONG. There MUST be, right?? I can just imagine "bear mao zeDONG fucks twink chiang BI-shek in his Kuomintussy"

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I take my tap water neat, thank you.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Girthmaxing

[A Meat]

I take my tap water neat, thank you.

Here we generally serve it on the rocks (limescale from the bottom of the kettle)

[Salubrious Rex]

I'm  a tits and ass, man!

[Doctor Interrogative]

The F Plus and Extra Credit have been a soothing balm since the year started. Thanks for all you do.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Champaign for my real friends and windowpanes for my windows.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Everyday I thank the heavens for the type of women who can file my teeth.

[A Meat]

I should be compensated whenever something I have planned gets cancelled at the last moment, regardless of what it is or why

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Tenderqueer Linkin Park be like, I'm weaning myself off the habit / over the next six to twelve months!!!

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Chess960 is cool but I wish there was a version with a fixed start every time so I can practice my fundamentals a bit more.

[Salubrious Rex]

What if instead of burdening the people I care about with it directly, I posted relentlessly on social media about my ailing happiness and mental health?

[GirlKisser420]

instead of Rap Game what if it was Rat Game

[thelizzerd]

There should be a term for when you're happy for someone else's divorce.