Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[thelizzerd]

I discovered a new slightly unethical conversation strategy:

- don't tell someone you forgot to mention something say "I wanted make sure you know about..." or "Just a reminder, ..."

Rather than making them think you're irresponsible, it makes them think they forgot.

[A Meat]

A weird thing my brain sometimes does is that I'll do something normal and then think "I wonder if someone gets turned on by this".

The answer is usually yes if you couldn't guess

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

water isn't wet, it makes other things wet, but if you get two waters to touch they can wet each other. rejecting my argument can only be done if you assert both waters are the same water, which is fucking stupid because the number two exists. you think quantity doesn't exist? you fucking anti-intellectual? how did water learn how to wet other things if not through another water, huh? oh, what about Aquinas' argument about uncaused causes you say? well, what does 'aquinas' mean?? WATER. Check out this sick fucking syllogism: Aquinas was mortal. All mortals are made out of 98% water. Therefore: Aquinas was a BIG WATER PSYOP. dont fuck with me

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Water ain’t wet and pain don’t hurt.

[A Meat]

Thales told us all is water, so it's not gay if the two waters touch no matter what waters they are

[organburner]

Autoerotic testicular torsion.

[Antivehicular]

I want to start a website that contains straightforward, full-spoiler plot synopses of media so that the next time I get into a pop culture conversation where people are being coy about the amazing twist in X, how bullshit the ending of Y was, or the entire premise of Z, I can just look that shit up. Wonder if whathappens.in is available

[MarioSpeedwagon]

i was made for loving you by KISS is the worst song ever made. Just trash. Objectively bad on every level.

why am i not skipping this bullshit

[MarioSpeedwagon]

cherry pie is on and i dont even wanna throw up

i need to reeavaluate things

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

cherry pie is on and i dont even wanna throw up

i need to reeavaluate things

reevaluate the way the perceived quality of the music you are listening to impacts your self image imo

its way more fun to just accept that sometimes stuff thats silly or dumb or aimed squarely at a completely different demographic can still enrich your life

i'm a way happier and better person than the younger iteration of myself who would've been mortified to put (taylor's version) in their name

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

AI overview on internet searches is like the tech industry figuring out the same shit as the confectionery industry when they started wrapping individual candies in glossy, single-use plastics that you throw out in the street after eating them (the candies)