Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[organburner]

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Delusions of Gender...

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

ate junk food all day and now i feel terrible anyone got any advice?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I think it speaks to contemporary music's creative poverty that we have to imagine the dragons.

[organburner]

Yeah, so hey, I can't come to the thing tonight. No I'm fine I just got some bad news. Yeah...
Well I found out I actually exist and like, can affect people? Like they tell me to see this as a positive but... Yeah exactly, you can also affect people negatively you know? And like I said this to them and then they went "Now you're bumming me out." Like that... Yeah that's exactly what I thought, way to prove my point, you know.
Wait, shit, you're sad I can't come? My absence as well as my presence affects people negatively? I just can't win, man.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

more like Scrotify :3

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

The real friends we made along the way were all these gold coins. See ya never, shitlords!

[Shell Game]

Nicola Romhack

[A Meat]

It's crazy how a pipe falling on the ground sounds exactly like the stock sound effect

[Lumbermouth]

It's crazy how a pipe falling on the ground sounds exactly like the stock sound effect

This is how I feel about goat bleats. It’s like someone doing a goat impression.

[organburner]

It's crazy how a pipe falling on the ground sounds exactly like the stock sound effect

This is how I feel about goat bleats. It’s like someone doing a goat impression.

Holy shit I've had the same thought about sheep, like they just sound like they're mocking how sheep sound like.

[A Meat]

There should be a triathlon for motor vehicle racing, where you do one part in a car, one part in a motorbike and one part in a motorboat

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Dude nearme doesnt clap on 1 and 3 OR 2 and 4, he's got a secret third thing designed to throw me off.

[A Meat]

when you say things have gone "pear shaped", are you talking about asian pears or european pears

[organburner]

As a little experiment in mechanical engineering I started to design and create a little coin making machine.
But for the life of me I can't really get it to work as fast as I'd like? Not sure what I'm doing wrong...
I guess the design doesn't make much cents...

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

As a little experiment in mechanical engineering I started to design and create a little coin making machine.
But for the life of me I can't really get it to work as fast as I'd like? Not sure what I'm doing wrong...
I guess the design doesn't make much cents...

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