Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I'm going through my physical notes, I have a binder of paper from work I write ideas and draw doodles on, my archive extends back years, I've maybe a hundred errant pieces of paper. I sometimes write thoughts to post on this thread later, but the beginnings of them, as a reminder. I have no idea what joke I was thinking of with this one, I'll just transcribe it here as is. It's from 3 or so years ago, maybe. You guys figure it out.

Tryna shoot the first ant porno,

edit:

She took all my alters in the divorce.

[organburner]

"We've invented a new thing. Earplugs but for eyes."
"You mean... Blindfolds?"
"No. Ear. Plugs. But for eyes. Eye plugs."
"So they..."
"Go into your eyes, yes."

[Shell Game]

"We've invented a new thing. Earplugs but for eyes."
"You mean... Blindfolds?"
"No. Ear. Plugs. But for eyes. Eye plugs."
"So they..."
"Go into your eyes, yes."

Eyebuds.

[Antivehicular]

Do necrophiliacs distinguish between people who only want to fuck "classic/realistic" corpses (i.e., inanimate) and people who want to fuck zombies? Do they mock hot-vampire-fuckers as insufficiently hardcore? Are there intracommunity fights about how animate and/or conscious your dead guy can be before it stops being necrophilia? I hope they have some really stupid fights.

Related thought: are there arguments between the clown-fuckers who are really into the idea of clowns as eldritch monsters and the clown-fuckers who are kinking on humans in costume? Are there any clown-fuckers left on the Internet who just have fantasies involving humans in costumes, or did the eldritch clown-fuckers win this culture war?

[Recon Rabbit]

Do necrophiliacs distinguish between people who only want to fuck "classic/realistic" corpses (i.e., inanimate) and people who want to fuck zombies? Do they mock hot-vampire-fuckers as insufficiently hardcore? Are there intracommunity fights about how animate and/or conscious your dead guy can be before it stops being necrophilia? I hope they have some really stupid fights.

Related thought: are there arguments between the clown-fuckers who are really into the idea of clowns as eldritch monsters and the clown-fuckers who are kinking on humans in costume? Are there any clown-fuckers left on the Internet who just have fantasies involving humans in costumes, or did the eldritch clown-fuckers win this culture war?

These seem like fairly easy questions to answer by going on Reddit. For the second question, the most recent "hot post" on r/Coulrophiliac is "swipe left to undress this dark clown"; several posts down, it's "watch me fill my pussy with confetti"

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I should guiltily admit that originally I had it penned as "She took the kins in the divorce" because that sounds way closer to "kids" but you know, it's not technically how kinning works when I thought about it a couple days ago; right it's alters, that's the correct term, kinning is just stanning, you can't take a kin away; see, it's sometimes hell to polish these up, that's why they remain on the cutting floor.

Anyway, if Egyptian spritiuality is real I wonder how TotalBiscuit feels every time somebody summons his spirit through posting the OmegaLul emoji on Twitch. It's been like a decade now, poor fellow's spirit probably can't catch a break in the afterlife. It must be like getting pinged on Discord constantly. PS. by "Egyptian spirituality" being real I mean that part from the Yu-Gi-Oh anime where the bad guys with the seal of orichalcos could summon the Egyptian gods even from counterfiet cards since all you need is an image as a conduit, egyptologists don't @ me.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Stop putting Zombie on Halloween playlists.

[organburner]

Yeah hey, so the book is selling great and everyone is liking it but listen, we gotta strike while the iron's hot so we're like thinking you could explore a little bit of the characters here, like...
What if you wrote a prequel, called it 1983 and made it about this "Big Brother" character?

[A Meat]

Today I got to say the sentence "there should be a separate consent form for penis straightening"

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Tell 'em, Grokfather!
*shitty bassline begins playing*

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Thatcher dodged so hard she still hasn't exited witch time.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

"World's First Google Gemini Twincest fic" would've been a moderately clever joke if not for the fact that people have already been fucking those robots for the past half decade.

[A Meat]

video game idea: you have to find ways to deny people health insurance but you work for Satan

[organburner]

Calling my dick the chapstick...


Cos I stick it in the chaps.

[AgentCoop]

I'm still alive somehow!