Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

Gonna win an Ig Nobel for measuring how nice the number 69 is

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I'm alreqdy phenomenal so all I've got to do is put on a mask to become unidentified and jump up and down to become aerial and then we're in the money.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Big dragon hoard under the mountain call that economy of scales

[vaMpiresoftWare]

John McClane’s retirement is cut short when he dies after being hit by a driverless taxi while crossing the street. The Goddess of All Creation takes pity on him because his death was not hard at all so she reincarnates him in a fantasy world as something even harder to kill, a lich. John struggles to adjust because he never played a JRPG. Isekai-yay-motherfucker

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Working on my parody of MMMBop called Coombot.

That's all I have so far.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Cilia Murphy

[organburner]

Which animals actually like, play for fun? I've seen cats obvs, dogs, birds, some fish but... Do snakes do it? Insects?


Can plants play?

[Antivehicular]

Which animals actually like, play for fun? I've seen cats obvs, dogs, birds, some fish but... Do snakes do it? Insects?

I've seen pictures of a snake with a ball that the owner says the snake likes to slither over/crawl onto and wiggle around. I presume all life advanced enough to have some awareness of what stimuli lead to good or bad feelings will do stuff just to feel good.

[Dr. Buttplug]

I despise Elvis 11 months out of the year, but this month, working retail, I tolerate him like you might a racist uncle at Christmas dinner (you shouldn't but I digress), because his Christmas songs might be the closest thing to rock and roll I hear for hours. I miss hearing Chuck Berry, he's not in the rotation this year, but he's that other kind of uncle we don't talk about.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Grok.

[A Meat]

there should be a horror movie where the monster is the main characters' landlord

[A Meat]

Weird how it's socially acceptable to be pissed off in public but being pissed on isn't

[Antivehicular]

there should be a horror movie where the monster is the main characters' landlord

Feels like "vampire who cornered a real estate market in like 1754 and now extorts blood from his tenants in exchange for the only affordable rent in town" should be a whole subgenre by now

[Dr. Buttplug]

As if in answer to my post, Run Rudolph Run is back in the rotation. It's a retail christmas miracle.

[Dr. Buttplug]

The stray cat population has gotten out of control. Mr. President, it is time to pardon Gordon Shumway.