Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[AgentCoop]

My buddy gave me all the old magic the gathering cards he didn't want, it was a real tragedy of the commons

[organburner]

I knew this one guy who really wanted to make like "childrens activity books" where there was like, simple calculation, drawing, painting, reading, writing etc exercises but he whinged to me he never managed to get them published and asked if I could take a look. I don't really know anything about this kinda stuff but I figured sure.
So I'm looking at one of the activities and he's drawn like, men pointing their asses up at the "camera" as it were and asked the children to count the buttholes?!?

So I ask what the fuck is this?
"Well they keep telling me to add hole sum activities!"

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

An fplus song parody of Michelle is stuck in my mind as an earworm, but only like a couple of verses like

"You need to you need to you need to
You need to make us read
Until our ears bleed"

[A Meat]

Empty batteries cost nothing, they're free of charge

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Listen you louts I didn't necro the puns thread for nothing! Aaaah! *shakes fist*

[Devious Box]

Needs mustard the devil drives

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

young hegelians 2k10 edition (they're like the ABBA teens in this fantasy) ready and jonesin' to have their first meeting at the femboy hooters

[organburner]

Vampires seldom have children because they don't get invited to come inside.

[AgentCoop]

Vampires seldom have children because they don't get invited to come inside.

Vampire bottom who vants to suck your oh you get the idea

[Antivehicular]

Boneless trombone, or "trom"

[AgentCoop]

Reading "Before the Storm: Barry Goldwater and the Unmaking of the American Consensus" lot of bastards in the book but that's history I suppose

[organburner]

I didn't really get vore as a kink for the "prey" until I watched Tim Robinsons Darmine Doggy Door sketch and thought about it some more.
It's easier to explain if you have seen it before.

"You're relieved you don't have to go to work because you were gonna get eaten?"

Yeah, shit, sign me up.

[Lumbermouth]

Women fantasy books: "what if there was a man that was worth dating?"
Men fantasy books: "what if video games were real?"

[ikaribattousai]

If dogs could use social media they’d all just be on Nextdoor.

[AgentCoop]

Speakerboxxx/The Love Below slash fiction