Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

take, boof, this is my microbiome

[Shell Game]

Charles de Gaulle Sim

the Charles de Gaulle Doll Sim

[Shell Game]

corrugated for her pleasure

[Lumbermouth]

face down
ASCAP

[Dr. Buttplug]

The warning was affixed to the door with equal parts scotch tape and cum

[AgentCoop]

Baseball

[A Meat]

Could a fortune teller see someone's future if they used a differently shaped crystal? Like if you had a crystal cylinder or cone instead of a ball would it still work?

[organburner]

Sure, go jerk off.



Just make sure not to jerk it off.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Tuxedo Mask is the best possible name for a dude in a Tuxedo wearing a mask.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

been thinking about getting into unethical non-monogamy (only doing it to steal my partners kidneys then move to guatemala without paying my share of the household bills)

[AgentCoop]

Left brain: Peep Show (British TV)
Right brain: Peep Show (Joe Matt Comic)

[thelizzerd]

Things come and go. Doing the dishes is forever.

[A Meat]

the Notorious B.I.G. Pharma

[A Meat]

cabrón monoxide

[Lumbermouth]

It's bullshit that chicken wings are expensive now