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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 238079 times)

Frank West

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An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
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Considering her reputation (at least in my mind) as one of the most successful female artists there is, it's really weird that I can only actually name two Kylie songs off the top of my head.

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A lot of people keep booze in their desk at the office. The engineers have even started a communal beer fridge (as long as you contribute). No one at leadership has complained. Not sure if that is a good thing, or at least a good thing to be enjoyed until someone cracks down on it.

I put some Baileys in it. It's that time of year, after all. It's good in hot cocoa.
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All of my jobs have involved working in kitchens, so having booze on hand isn't too unusual for me. After a particularly stressful night cooking orders, tasting a ice cold beer that's been kept in the freezer for an hour is the sweetest taste.
I used to work at a pub restaurant where the people working in the kitchen were entitled to a free pint from the bar staff, but this got stopped after too many chefs took the opportunity to order several more pints. There's always at least person who takes a mile when given an inch.

BTW what kind of Baileys? Plain is nice, but I love the hazelnut flavour.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2016, 07:05:19 am by Eider Duck »

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The second episode of Steven Universe (Laser Light Cannon, the one with the giant, hovering eye) ends as a reference to Luke's destruction of the Death Star in Star Wars -  A New Hope : Through the intuitive use of a magical power passed down from a deceased parent, Steven destroys a spherical super-weapon that threatens his allies.

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I haven't seen Guest get caught in a trap in while.
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I know, right? They do is pretty often so I'm kind of surprised.

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I haven't seen Guest get caught in a trap in while.
Bodark the Red-Nosed Sasquatch, December 06, 2016, 08:48:36 pm

Maybe they're catching on?

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Whenever someone tells me they eat sugar free sweets and they don't taste any different I want to apologize for their broken sense of taste

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An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
Frank West, December 01, 2016, 02:23:42 am

"Merry Christmas! It's a brick!"

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An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
Frank West, December 01, 2016, 02:23:42 am

"Merry Christmas! It's a brick!"
NutshellGulag, December 07, 2016, 04:47:11 pm

Concussions really are the gift that keeps giving

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I'm scared and confused. Please don't hurt me.

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Am I being gangstalked?