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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 239086 times)

Achilles' Heelies

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Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
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Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am

Free will is a myth! Religion is a joke. We are all controlled by something greater: Bulbs! The DNA of the post.
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Frank West

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Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
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Achilles' Heelies

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Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 01:13:28 pm
That is fake forum, I don't trust it.

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Is a poster not entitled to the Bulbs of their brow?

No, says the shitposter, it belongs to no one.

No, says the moderators, it belongs to the people.

No, says the man in Minneapolis, it belongs to me.
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Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 01:13:28 pm
That is fake forum, I don't trust it.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 02:26:40 pm

Fiat bulbs are worthless. Mods must reinstitute the gold standard! #googlebulbpaul
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I love you and your caffeinated ways, coffee. We should marry
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Brown rice is the rich man's white rice.

Vinny Possum

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My housemate's girlfriend has really fucking tiny feet.

I only mention this because she left her shoes by the door, and they look legit like something for a five year old.

It's either that or they have a toddler that has somehow been hidden from me.

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I want to program a bot for facebook and twitter that automatically responds to every post about how we've never landed on the moon with a link to the wiki article on the Lunar Retroreflectors and a google search on local laser rental agencies.

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"Gamergate" is term in Myrmecology (the study of ants) used to refer to species in which all the workers are fertile and thus vie for dominance to become the queen and have the right to reproduce. From now on whenever I hear about Gamergate that's what I'm going to assume is being talked about.
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« Last Edit: February 03, 2017, 08:43:33 pm by 温尼负鼠 »

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"Gamergate" is term in Myrmecology (the study of ants) used to refer to species in which all the workers are fertile and thus vie for dominance to become the queen and have the right to reproduce. From now on whenever I hear about Gamergate that's what I'm going to assume is being talked about.
温尼负鼠, February 03, 2017, 08:40:50 pm

I just think it's shit new school gamers that are misspelling Shadowgate.

Eider Duck

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... There's a THIRD Hemsworth brother that acts?!

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Do you think that if Cloud Strife's feet grew to be like 3x their normal size and teared out of his shoes, would he be really embarassed?

Not a fetish lol just wondering
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