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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 272304 times)

Bobguinary Novel

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Poor superintendent, thought of an uncapitalized word and died

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ska is back, in the magical realm of my mind woooooooooo
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ska is back, in the magical realm of my mind woooooooooo
GirlKisser420, April 12, 2017, 05:32:04 pm
pickitup pickitup pickitup

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Truckin an Fuckin is all that I crave
Truckin an Fuckin Cradle to Grave

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Im at ikea, where swedes do all their grocery shopping

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You better get some packets of the meatball sauce while you're there. It's nice

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update: i found dinosaur buttholes in ikea but i didnt take a picture. Im sorry. I let you all down

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update: putting together a bedside table has caused blisters on my hand. ow.

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Someone used the term "stretch goals" and the first thing I thought of was goatse.

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I just can't figure out what drives people to lodge incredibly petty complaints towards large companies. I opened up a frozen pizza and found all the pepperoni had fallen to one side, and immediately thought of how some cranky old weirdo would likely have handwritten a letter to the store, the distributor, and the manufacturer and expected some kind of compensation. Do people really think some giant corporation is going to give one flying fuck about their outrage? Especially since they're just going to keep buying the crap anyway...
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"The cuddling of the sheep" would be just like "the running of the bulls" except with more fluffy animals and less goring.

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I just can't figure out what drives people to lodge incredibly petty complaints towards large companies. I opened up a frozen pizza and found all the pepperoni had fallen to one side, and immediately thought of how some cranky old weirdo would likely have handwritten a letter to the store, the distributor, and the manufacturer and expected some kind of compensation. Do people really think some giant corporation is going to give one flying fuck about their outrage? Especially since they're just going to keep buying the crap anyway...
Shell Game, April 17, 2017, 09:15:26 pm

because the company will give you random free shit as "compensation".

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my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person

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my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person
krytton, April 18, 2017, 05:32:48 am
I've touched his skin. He's a real entity that exists in our world.

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my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person
krytton, April 18, 2017, 05:32:48 am
I've touched his skin. He's a real entity that exists in our world.
chai tea latte, April 18, 2017, 06:59:08 am
lies