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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 260462 times)

MyFaceBeHi

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Don't let your dreams be memes <(*~*)>

A Meat

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I'm probably in the like top percentile of eating oats in the world.

important edit: among humans

Bobguinary Novel

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I'm probably in the like top percentile of eating oats in the world.

important edit: among humans
A Meat, April 18, 2017, 11:23:31 am



FUCK
Lemon Yavuz Frank West Eider Duck Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) nuffkins, of all people, Corn Syrup Baldr A Meat chai tea latte Wyst Spooks Gyro Runic Sherman Tank Lost Season bubbleuj

Frank West

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A Keurig but for guillotines. You buy the guillotine (it's all white plastic and has rounded edges, of course) and also buy into a subscription program where every month you get a new person sent to you for public execution. You can choose from multiple lines of subscriptions depending on who you want to murder: the Rich, the Poor, people with certain political preferences, etc. Comes with a touch screen for automatic use and cleaning. Also has an always-on connection to the internet, to share your brutal kills with your friends and family on facebook and twitter!
Yavuz

Yavuz

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A Keurig but for guillotines. You buy the guillotine (it's all white plastic and has rounded edges, of course) and also buy into a subscription program where every month you get a new person sent to you for public execution. You can choose from multiple lines of subscriptions depending on who you want to murder: the Rich, the Poor, people with certain political preferences, etc. Comes with a touch screen for automatic use and cleaning. Also has an always-on connection to the internet, to share your brutal kills with your friends and family on facebook and twitter!
Frank West, April 19, 2017, 05:04:04 pm

It integrates with your smart lights to provide the proper mood lighting for your execution. Also, it can cue up music on Spotify.

Bobguinary Novel

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Imagine the horror when your wifi drops and the machine disconnects from the cloud and you can't execute your selected subject! How mortifying.

It would have to have an unnecessary Y to keep up with the theme. Guillotyne.

krytton

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of course what the investors didn't realize is that you can just kill the person with your hands if you squeeze hard enough
Frank West Corn Syrup Malten chai tea latte Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) Bobguinary Novel Wyst CHUDsMcKenzie Lemon bubbleuj Nikaer Drekin

A Meat

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2 dada 4 papa
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october)

Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october)

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GirlKisser420

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one thing that always surprises me about the fplus is the posts they find by communists. Everyone talks about misogynistic tendencies or fascism but I'm struck by the rare commie posts, like Towards a Marxist Understanding of Tickle Fetishism or the CM punk ripoff. I can't find any thread connecting them, they're from another universe or something.

A Meat

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one thing that always surprises me about the fplus is the posts they find by communists. Everyone talks about misogynistic tendencies or fascism but I'm struck by the rare commie posts, like Towards a Marxist Understanding of Tickle Fetishism or the CM punk ripoff. I can't find any thread connecting them, they're from another universe or something.
GirlKisser420, April 21, 2017, 11:11:49 pm
quantum jump into the tankie dimension
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) GirlKisser420 Gyro junior associate faguar

Eider Duck

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Kidneys are pretty awesome. Appreciate them
Liatai

Bobguinary Novel

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This store bought guacamole is delicious, but really salty. Someone please tell it I wasn't the one who killed it's avocado family

Shigan

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Mood:

Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) chai tea latte

Bobguinary Novel

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The Juicero is the laugh everyone needed in these dark times. It's a machine invented by an idiot, invested in by idiots, and bought by rich idiots. Don't get me wrong, it's a definitely a symbol of late-stage capitalism, but fuck, I can laugh at it and not feel guilty.