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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 240227 times)

Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

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I really enjoy owning and using a kitschy bier stein I bought as an afterthought at Munich airport five years ago.
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I'm going to end up growing old disgracefully whether I like it or not

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I think listening to a podcast about people eating 2 day old tacos to dislodge glass balls out of their ass sealed the "grace" deal a long time ago, don't sweat it.
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like most millennials, i really want to fuck jeremy corbyn
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in the cars universe they have a terrible yet popular series of movies about a world inhabited by their Central nervous systems running around independently, sometimes possessing lobotomised chassis' to get around and prolong their twisted parody of life. The Cars often theorise that they reproduce in some sort of nightmare factory, composed of the alien material 'flesh' and 'bone'. The Truth is far stranger
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I'm covered in body glitter and ready to day drink until I get heat exhaustion. Let's ride.

(the renaissance festival is the only place where I'm allowed to drink in front of throngs of people and not get in trouble and I think that's beautiful. There's sharp things everywhere and THAT'S where they let me loose.)
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I wonder why the English stopped beheading people.

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After the French made it their thing, the English couldn't work up the enthusiasm for it anymore.
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My favorite thing about work is that it gives me an opportunity to not have to think or feel too heavily.
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Almost got in a car wreck today due to seeing a billboard for a damn "Steampunk Expo" in my state and just not being able to process it.
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How many people want to fuck Groot

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How many people want to fuck Groot
Malten, June 13, 2017, 04:55:57 am

It will be the same number of people who saw that tree rape scene in Evil Dead and thought "That's HOT!"

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How many people want to fuck Groot
Malten, June 13, 2017, 04:55:57 am

Less than want to fuck Rocket, more than want to fuck Ego.
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If I search for 'thesaurus' on thesaurus.com, will the internet implode?

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New Fetish: Cuckquesting. Your wife and some guy with a bigger dick than you start fucking in a hidden locale and leave you some clues to where they're hiding. Can you find them and stop him cumming before it's too late?
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