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Topic: Post your dad jokes  (Read 3350 times)

Chaymie

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Post your dad jokes
Q: What is Morrissey favorite mode of transportation?

A: moped.
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Vorko

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Post your dad jokes #1
My wife calls me a walking dad joke.

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izzy

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My wife calls me a walking dad joke.
Vorko, May 04, 2016, 12:31:07 am
She really, really is.

From a few days ago:

Me: I'm gonna take a shower, okay?
Vorko: Sure, just put it back when you're done.
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John Toast

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Ooh, now this is my kind of topic!

Aaaand...damn it, got nothing yet. Man, I can never pun-form under pressure.
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Ooh, now this is my kind of topic!

Aaaand...damn it, got nothing yet. Man, I can never pun-form under pressure.
John Toast, May 04, 2016, 07:11:21 pm

guess so far everyone else is toasting you.
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Chaymie

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Post your dad jokes #5
Looks like John introduced himself to this thread... buttered side down.

Chupasaurus-Rex

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Post your dad jokes #6
At first I really didn't like facial hair.


But then it grew on me.
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Chaymie

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Post your dad jokes #7
Discount tire is having a blowout sale.
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Fatty Bo Batty

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"I got a hair cut today."
"Why didn't you get em all cut?"
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Post your dad jokes #9
Q:Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
A: Because he heard steak was bad for his heart!
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Rest in peace, water vapor. You will be mist.

Chaymie

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I never meant to rattle my chains at the monster cock overlords! O, Grace me with forgiveness I do not deserve.

I offer as a token of promised reparation, not a dad joke, but a post thoroughly dadcore: what the first three lines of Baba O'Riley would be if the song were about Watership Down.

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m'Saion at fu-Inlé
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Adam Bozarth

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Any waitress: "Can I get you anything else?"
Dad: "Oh, just a million bucks and a couple of blondes."
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Post your dad jokes #13
Did you hear about the guy that wrote a poem in the gym?

It was a weighty composition.

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What would be the biggest economic problem in a balloon society?


Inflation.
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