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Topic: Workplace power moves  (Read 780 times)

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« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2018, 03:02:47 pm »
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2018, 03:03:35 pm »
stealing
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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2018, 03:12:43 pm »
Fucking your boss...

during her lunch break....

and then taking a lunch break of your own afterwards
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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2018, 04:46:38 pm »
Pushing Warren.
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« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2018, 04:52:10 pm »
I forgot - looking for and applying to new jobs while at work
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« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2018, 04:59:14 pm »
I forgot - looking for and applying to new jobs while at work
Wearing your new job interview clothes to work beforehand.
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« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2018, 05:54:02 pm »
I forgot - looking for and applying to new jobs while at work
doing your 2nd work-from-anywhere job while you’re at work
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« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2018, 06:20:13 pm »
Fulfilling passport orders at your desk, knowing full well how loud that stamp is.

...not that I'm doing that of course.
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« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2018, 06:43:56 pm »
Being self-employed.

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« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2018, 08:14:10 pm »
Not being selected for the random drug screen and forcing your way onto the druggie buggy to get tested anyway.
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« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2018, 08:36:12 pm »
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.
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« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2018, 08:42:46 pm »
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.

Ah yes, the Zardoz Move
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« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2018, 10:45:13 pm »
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.

Ah yes, the Zardoz Move

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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2018, 10:10:44 am »
Writing all office communications with ink and quill using practiced calligraphy and sealing them with wax to make them seem more important.
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Mark
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2018, 02:57:10 pm »
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