Workplace power moves

[Hux]

text your boss while you're in the bathroom, during your shift

[Boots Raingear]

User hand sanitizer every time you pass a dispenser while saying "You DON'T want to know where these have been!" regardless of whether or not somebody is nearby to hear you.

[Detective Popcorn]

I actually did this. I printed out 50 color pages for a project, Howl's moving castle papercraft.


I never finished it but I did finish a couple XMas sets.



I made one for each one of my favorite coworkers and just left it on there desk like a socially awkward cat bearing gifts.



The curves on Bulbasaur were a bitch to fold but it was worth it.

If wasting office supplies were an Olympic sport, I'd have gold. It even caught on as a trend and I had a couple coworkers also wasting office supplies with me.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I've been wanting to do that Howl's Moving Castle papercraft for aaaaaaaaaages.

[Ragnarok Boobies]

Have your boss’s car towed out of their private parking spot and then take your lunch break there on a foldout beach chair with accompanying umbrella while sending him/her selfies captioned “Wish you were here” or “Such lovely weather in the Bahamas right now”.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Order sex toys in your bosses name to be delivered to the office mail box.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

If you're gonna do a phone interview on a holiday, I'm gonna be in my pajamas