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Topic: CTRL+V and post it  (Read 107159 times)

Jackal Flapnasty

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« Reply #795 on: June 09, 2018, 12:45:40 am »
FUCK everything is changing again. As a great philosopher once said, “Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.”
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« Reply #796 on: June 09, 2018, 01:44:30 am »
he's fine! he just needs to lie

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« Reply #797 on: June 11, 2018, 03:44:36 pm »
to men, their asshole is like the giant eyeball on a zelda boss that youre supposed to shoot arrows at; theyre not going to expose it willingly
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« Reply #798 on: June 30, 2018, 01:41:35 pm »

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« Reply #799 on: June 30, 2018, 07:48:30 pm »
It may have already been said as neighbors gossip to others in other states, but Donald J Trump is just this there are more John's looking for Tricks then there are tricks and John's and Tricks meet in hotels and put things in holes and get something to eat after word.

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« Reply #800 on: July 01, 2018, 01:59:51 am »
which is ironic because usually i hate relying on words to convey my emotions

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« Reply #801 on: July 10, 2018, 02:07:46 am »
Frasier's exploits

- After hearing about an Indian immigrant's negative opinion about his radio show, Frasier plots his revenge. He manages to trace the man's location down to a news-stand, where the gentleman worked for a living. After threatening the owner, Frasier scares him off and razes the news-stand to the ground. He is last seen dancing round the fire singing 'Burn Baby Burn' before giving his trademark maniacal laugh.

-Crane hatches a mischievous plan to take money off some homeless people. On Christmas Day he goes to a homeless shelter, eats a meal there and pretends that he can't afford to pay. In an act of kindness, the tramps gather what little money they have to pay for the meal, including an entire day's donations for playing the guitar on a street corner. Frasier then takes out his wallet, burns a 50 dollar bill in front of all in the shelter and drives off in his expensive car, while laughing like a maniac.
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« Reply #802 on: July 10, 2018, 02:33:04 am »

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« Reply #803 on: July 10, 2018, 09:01:29 pm »
American Horror Story: Anthocon

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« Reply #804 on: July 10, 2018, 09:09:30 pm »

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« Reply #805 on: July 11, 2018, 09:59:27 am »
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That's right nerds, it's LADY TIME

About a year ago my phone glitched out on Discord and repeatedly sent the phrase "That's right nerds, it's LADY TIME" in a group chat around 20 times in a row. Now whenever someone accidentally sends something twice in that chat, or just generally glitches out, it's become a thing where everyone reminds all present that they are nerds and it is now LADY TIME.

I just went back and screenshotted the highlights, so if folks are curious they can check this out: http://brainedbysaucepans.tumblr.com/post/175780836332/reliving-one-of-the-wildest-experiences-ive-had
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« Reply #806 on: July 13, 2018, 08:34:52 pm »

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« Reply #807 on: July 14, 2018, 02:11:09 pm »

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« Reply #808 on: July 20, 2018, 05:46:02 am »
"After the final merger of entertainment providers in 2065, entertainment became a tightly controlled commodity, doled out to the people on highly restrictive schedules and terms; the people knew of no other. Individual artists were either quickly absorbed into the corporation, or eliminated socially - while no creative person was ever physically harmed, any artist that did not conform to the direction set by DisCor found themselves ostracized, buried under an avalanche of paid trolls, or - in some cases - exposed as deviants in some form or another.

That's not to say that all expressions of creativity were dead; no, not entirely. Back-alley artists would draw your caricature for a staggering fee and "heareasies" - basement bars where unlicensed and unsanctioned bands would play - while uncommon, *did* exist for the entertainment of those who could pay...and those willing to offer what those with money wanted.

In time, the people forgot they, too, could create. No child drew a picture, no school band could afford the licensing fee to play a concert for their parents. And they were content, as they were taught to be by every family on-screen - identical to themselves in so very many ways - and questioned no more."

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