F Plus Quotes Thread

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My favorite quote is currently any and all wordless scream of frustration Lemon makes.

[Mighty Dicktron]

"HOW?? HOW CAN YOU BE DISCONNECTED FROM 3D WHILE YOUR 3D HAND IS JERKING YOUR 3D PENIS"

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[Zsa Zsa]

How does this happen? How does this happen!?

[Boots Raingear]

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Okay.

[Contaminant]

Shaun11.   never forget.

My doppleganger told me to take a dirigible ride to the Bahamas and that's not even possible.

Portaxx's THANKS after the make food spell

[nilvoid]

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I agree, bring Justin Timberlake back on SNL

My favorites are probably the laughter following Lemon reading the name "abortionisillegal123" in the debate episode and, from the second Allrecipes episode, the ennui in Boots' voice when he reads, "...you pour the macaroni into the cheese mixture and you...you fuckin eat it."

[nigeline]

"HOW?? HOW CAN YOU BE DISCONNECTED FROM 3D WHILE YOUR 3D HAND IS JERKING YOUR 3D PENIS"

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best ever

[Mister Smalls]

"oh, so he's a hand-to-hand hypnosis... fuck- fuckin' guy."

[Bobalay]

"CBT? Cognitive Behavioral Therapy is a bit of an outlier in there."

"It's Cock and Ball Torture, I think."

And then a very disappointed groan from Bumpgrrl.

[Mister Smalls]

"I get the feeling that if this review were written an hour later it would have been set to Sanford and Son."

"'You big dummy!  It has an infectious vocal hook!'"

[crow]

"I'm a dragonkin."

"Yahtzee!"

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"No no no. No no. It is a gaint."

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOIN'? YOU PUT YOUR CONTROLLER ON YOUR HIP CIP!!!"

[Bobalay]

Lemon mispronouncing things in a fit of excitement is always great. "YOU ARE NOW COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN FLIM-FUCK!"

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HIP CIP