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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 198157 times)

Wrought

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is it furry racist
Mix, June 02, 2018, 03:12:55 pm
this wasn't a term i expected to see today
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is it furry racist to assume people with otter fursonas like to swim
Mix, June 02, 2018, 03:12:55 pm

i dont think its furry racist since otters are known for swimming. but it is furry racist to assume that, say, people with otter fursonas are sluts, or that people with fox fursonas are sluts, or that people with cat fursonas are sluts, or that people w
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Mix

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is it furry racist to assume people with otter fursonas like to swim
Mix, June 02, 2018, 03:12:55 pm

i dont think its furry racist since otters are known for swimming. but it is furry racist to assume that, say, people with otter fursonas are sluts, or that people with fox fursonas are sluts, or that people with cat fursonas are sluts, or that people w
krytton, June 03, 2018, 02:03:36 am
good to know they've always been furry racist towards foxes, rabbits, and huskies this whole time then

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Things I have been commissioned for:
  • Digimon Porn (person refused to elaborate)
  • A story about lesbians who cut each other and lick the blood, with both horror and sex. (Person was really persistent - he contacted me on tumblr, then emailed me when I didn't respond)
  • Black Lagoon but Cyberpunk (i did this one because holy shit, yeah)
  • Gay Fish RPG (also yes)
  • Rick and Morty/Total Drama Island crossover (who got really pissy with me when I said I couldn't do 20,000+ word chapters every month)
  • Short story involving the mascot of a digital marketing and social consulting group from Nantucket
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 02, 2018, 09:56:41 pm

So how many of these did you fulfill?

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Reading a technical manual for something I'm very new to and I don't understand half of it, it's clearly not written or edited by someone with particularly good english but I absolutely cannot tell whether it's just getting lost in translation and poor writing or whether I'm just way out of my depth.

Seth "Slimy" Rollins

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Things I have been commissioned for:
  • Digimon Porn (person refused to elaborate)
  • A story about lesbians who cut each other and lick the blood, with both horror and sex. (Person was really persistent - he contacted me on tumblr, then emailed me when I didn't respond)
  • Black Lagoon but Cyberpunk (i did this one because holy shit, yeah)
  • Gay Fish RPG (also yes)
  • Rick and Morty/Total Drama Island crossover (who got really pissy with me when I said I couldn't do 20,000+ word chapters every month)
  • Short story involving the mascot of a digital marketing and social consulting group from Nantucket
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 02, 2018, 09:56:41 pm

So how many of these did you fulfill?
Lemon, June 03, 2018, 10:07:34 am

Working on Gay Fish RPG and Cyberpunk Black Lagoon, just turned in the Nantucket short story thing. Also forgot to add the dude who wanted me to write a porn comic for some studio Trigger anime for free (he didn't even say it was exposure he wanted for me to 'prove myself' before he paid me for other stuff) and a guy who wanted some kind of human MLP Silent Hill (which i was about to take before i read his documents and nearly all of the monsters involved rape. the main character was one of the kids from the show, btw)

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I wish I wasn't already a poster here so I could register with the name Gay Fish RPG.
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I wish I wasn't already a poster here so I could register with the name Gay Fish RPG.
Oh goddammit fuck you you Sherman Tank goddamn it!, June 03, 2018, 01:46:54 pm

you of all people should know about changing usernames
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AgentCoop

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Googled "graphic designer cv examples" and all of them are awful what the Christ stop putting your skills on a goddamn bar chart you're fooling no one.

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Googled "graphic designer cv examples" and all of them are awful what the Christ stop putting your skills on a goddamn bar chart you're fooling no one.
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Googled "graphic designer cv examples" and all of them are awful what the Christ stop putting your skills on a goddamn bar chart you're fooling no one.
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), June 04, 2018, 08:20:25 pm


jack chick, June 04, 2018, 09:21:21 pm

Thanks I hate it!

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Modern history is great and all but if I don't get to read phrases like "the cult of the earth mother" then what's the fucking point

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Googled "graphic designer cv examples" and all of them are awful what the Christ stop putting your skills on a goddamn bar chart you're fooling no one.
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), June 04, 2018, 08:20:25 pm


jack chick, June 04, 2018, 09:21:21 pm

Thanks I hate it!
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), June 04, 2018, 09:43:54 pm

I sent it to lemon because I wasn't sure if he checked this thread.

Oh boy!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... okay, there's  lot of things here.
FIrst of all, that behance url is offline.
Man, okay, just every part of it.
Shell Game

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I sent a lot more texts than that, Jack.