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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 104929 times)

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« Reply #1695 on: May 13, 2018, 04:34:01 pm »
Whenever I ask an asian person to help me find asian ingredients in their store for something I'm cooking I am always so ready to be called an idiot and told I'm looking for the wrong thing and banished from the parkdale global supermarket forever

This is why I look up packaging and walk very quickly through the store.

They can't know I don't know what I'm doingggg

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« Reply #1696 on: May 13, 2018, 06:11:22 pm »
Like whenever I ask for something without an english name (where the english name is usually an approximation/description rather than a 1/1 thing) I just become very intensely aware that I'm speaking a language I don't know anything about and if I don't say the name of the thing exactly right I could be saying something completely different

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« Reply #1697 on: May 14, 2018, 10:19:54 am »
portaxx.xyz is just a page that translates any language into dragon

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« Reply #1698 on: May 14, 2018, 01:20:38 pm »
Saw someone on twitter today referring to God of War as Soy of War. it's hard sometimes.

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« Reply #1699 on: May 14, 2018, 10:47:26 pm »
Introverts arenít real, itís just depression
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« Reply #1700 on: May 14, 2018, 11:10:51 pm »
Apparently my 100th post on this website was a bunch of ska band puns. I hate my life.
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« Reply #1701 on: May 15, 2018, 06:30:56 am »
Apparently my 100th post on this website was a bunch of ska band puns. I hate my life.

Hate? Really, a ton of ska band puns is completely in line with the FPlus and puns can only improve your life.
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« Reply #1702 on: May 16, 2018, 01:33:15 pm »
I don't know what or who the fuck a Laurel or a Yanny is and I hope I never learn.
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« Reply #1703 on: May 16, 2018, 01:42:50 pm »
I don't know what or who the fuck a Laurel or a Yanny is and I hope I never learn.
They can't even figure out who's on first
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« Reply #1704 on: May 16, 2018, 01:52:34 pm »
Oh apparently it's some white dress/blue dress bullshit except in audio. The best part is that it's neither.

EDIT: Kill me now.
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« Reply #1705 on: May 17, 2018, 03:26:18 pm »
Finches get stinches.

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« Reply #1706 on: May 17, 2018, 07:52:15 pm »
MR T ate my balls is due for a comeback
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« Reply #1707 on: May 18, 2018, 05:44:05 am »
despite not getting any of the symbolism because I'm from a different continent, i refuse to watch any explainers for a song where the guy says "This is America" over and over again
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« Reply #1708 on: May 18, 2018, 11:49:05 am »
I got a phone scam call a little while ago and was legit worried there was a lawsuit filed under my name somehow and then I remembered what world I live in

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« Reply #1709 on: May 18, 2018, 04:16:36 pm »
there's probably a whole bunch of people out there who think fiat currency is about as fake as the clitoral orgasm