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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 171507 times)

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Reply #2580

PS.
Miles Edgeworth is a sub, but he isn't a painslut
Unbulbed for unsightfulness; we all know this.

I elaborated on my statement in the EC discord, he's big into femdom (but not Franziska, she's basically his sister), and Shell Game helpfully pointed out that he's probably into Findom
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Reply #2581
We have an old saying in my family:

"Wake the fuck up, it's time for chicken!"
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Reply #2582
Weevils sound disgusting, but they aren't that disgusting looking.

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Reply #2583
Fursonas with people hair. Whatís up with that

As a bald guy, if I got a fursona itíd have all the fur on the head shorn off right? Disgusting.

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Reply #2584
Fursonas with people hair. Whatís up with that

As a bald guy, if I got a fursona itíd have all the fur on the head shorn off right? Disgusting.
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Reply #2585
a priest, yet he knows his awful haircut proves there is no god

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Reply #2586
I just noticed that his tonsure is shaved out of his fur, but he also has human hair. Iím not sure if I can follow this logic.

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Reply #2587
I have just figured out that you can call opposition against the YouTube skeptic community "anti-incellectionism". Use my term as you see fit, it is all yours now, my friends.
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Reply #2588
What is the least sexy room in a house? I have been thinking about this, and my first instinct is the kitchen, but I'm not sure.

- The bedroom is obviously the sexiest.
- The bathroom is obviously the second sexiest, thanks to showers and baths.
- Dining room is pretty romantic.
- Living room isn't that sexy but it is still kind of sexy and probably has a couch and a casual atmosphere.
- Garage is sexy because lots of sexy things happen there, people work out in there, people get oily while fixing cars in there, etc.
- Basement is sexy because it's secret and under the house and you can keep your sex dungeon there.
- I feel like a study/home office room is kind of sexy and I'm not sure I can pinpoint why. Maybe it's that it's a room for just one person so they can get up to all kinds of things in there? Maybe it's that scene that's in every movie where someone comes in while the their S.O. is working and gets all handsy?
- Mudroom/foyer was initially something I thought was not sexy, but then I realized it's a room made specifically to compartmentalize dirty and messy stuff so that it doesn't get everywhere else and like, man I bet that's kind of sexy? It's at least not the LEAST sexy room.

Rooms that could be the least sexiest:
- Entrance Hall: it's just for saying hi and looking fancy. Nobody wants to fuck in the room where everyone is walking through all the time.
- Kitchen: Unhygenic to fuck in, and if you're not a food fetishist, there's not a lot to get turned on by. This is probably the room you keep knives AND bleach in, and it also has no place to sit or lie down, and most likely it's not really designed for anything but making and storing food. I think this might be a controversial pick because there's plenty of instances of people fucking in kitchens in various forms of media but I stand by this choice.
- Hallway: Has no personality, by design.
- Storage room/attic: It's where you toss stuff you don't know what to do with, nobody goes there and if you do it's probably awkward or dirty to fuck in.
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Reply #2589
Another mark against the attics: the book Flowers in the Attic, also most likely place to hide your hunchback secret lover from the rest of the family.

Really, if anyone mentions the attic being their favorite fuck place, it's a really strong moral indictment against them
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Reply #2591
Staircase isn't very sexy, but I guess it depends on if you have a banister or something

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Reply #2592
Staircase isn't very sexy, but I guess it depends on if you have a banister or something

I thought about this, but I decided a staircase is not a room, just a thing that is in rooms. If a staircase is separated from all other rooms than it's actually a vertical hallway.

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Reply #2593
At least horizontal and vertical hallways lead to sexier rooms - sexy just by a sort of transitive property. Entrance hall is sort of sexy, if you're in a situation where you need to fuck Right Now and can't make it to any other room. It is a bit drafty and awkward though.

I still hold that the attic is the least sexy - unfinished and gross, or either extremely hot or cold.

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Reply #2594
crawl space is obviously the worst, but it's not a room