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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 171510 times)

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Reply #2595
Does a walk-in closet count as a separate room, and is it distinct from an attic/other storage room? If it is a separate room, I feel like it the potential for it to contain all your underwear and sexual accessories (eg dragon dildos, fursuits) makes it very sexy, which unreasonably skews the other storage rooms where you're just keeping your dad's vinyls and the boxes your appliances came in.

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Reply #2596
Hallway could be sexy if it was like a narrow hallway so you have to like touch someone if you pass them in it? Hallway is a gateway sexy room that leads to sexier rooms.

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Reply #2597
What is it about airports that just make you absolutely exhausted to just be in one? I haven't even gotten to a flight and I just want to take a nap

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Reply #2598
[white snl cast member voice] man...politics, huh? they're nuts.
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Reply #2599
crawl space is obviously the worst, but it's not a room
crawl space room
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Reply #2600
Goon Caves aren't rooms, but alternate horror dimensions
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Shell Game

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Reply #2601
I am both frightened and intrigued.

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Reply #2602
I am both frightened and intrigued.

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Reply #2603
i just learned the word "thrussy" and now you get to know it too!

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Reply #2604
i just learned the word "thrussy" and now you get to know it too!
You're assuming a lot about the thrussy knowledge we already have!
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Reply #2605

Is that the basement pool from Something Awful that launched a thousand explanations on how they were going to electrocute themselves?  Or is it another basement pool that's going to get someone killed?

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Reply #2606

Is that the basement pool from Something Awful that launched a thousand explanations on how they were going to electrocute themselves?  Or is it another basement pool that's going to get someone killed?

yeah it's that one

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Reply #2607

Is that the basement pool from Something Awful that launched a thousand explanations on how they were going to electrocute themselves?
Yes.

Party photos:

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Reply #2608
puppet smut i think is either punch and judy bdsm, people who rewatch that scene at the beginning of being john malkovich where the puppets are fucking, or old-to-mid school TMBG enthusiasts

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well fuck i stand corrected.

thanks myteenagedreamended!
« Last Edit: Today at 09:24:20 pm by Shell Game »

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Reply #2609
Periodically I thank Al Goldstein for existing, otherwise the world would have never known if the film Him, a porn flick about a gay man who has sex with Jesus in 1970s Manhattan, actually existed or was a figment of Michael Medved's imagination.