Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

If I get a choice in where I move next, I would like to have a relatively quiet place where I can open my windows

that's the dream, fingers crossed for a nearby public park as well

[Lemon]

I'm gonna open up a bar called Mojito Nixon

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I'm so hungry
If only there was a way
to fix this
(There isn't)
Guess I'll die

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

ELO's two most popular songs are about being happy that the sky is blue and swearing to hunt down and kill a woman that cheated you. Food for thought.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Her name is just "~" on the birth cerificate because her true name can only be pronounced via a series of armpit fart noises. The rest of our family just calls her Tilda.

[AgentCoop]

Wipeout looks pretty easy. I'd do it but I don't want to make the course designers look bad

[GirlKisser420]

As an Australian it’s very easy for me to uncritically support the radical nationalist violence of the IRA in their attempts to force a United Ireland, which is why I’m going to keep doing it

[Devious Box]

I just realised I still remember what phone keys each letter corresponds to off the top of my head and it bothers me that I haven't forgotten that yet, that knowledge will never be useful ever again and I haven't needed it for nearly 10 years now.

[jim and the mammograms]

Thanks for reminding me that I might still have muscle memory dedicated to playing mangled renditions of MCR songs using the tones on my old Nokia phone that I could have used for being good at shuffling cards or something really useful.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

What if a quiche, and the entire bottom layer is roasted garlic? Can man dream of flying to close to the sun without facing the cloves of hubris?

[Shell Game]

I just realised I still remember what phone keys each letter corresponds to off the top of my head and it bothers me that I haven't forgotten that yet, that knowledge will never be useful ever again and I haven't needed it for nearly 10 years now.

SOMEONE doesn't play enough puzzle games.

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

i cannot stress enough how normal i am towards women

[auaurorau]

looked up a word and the dictionary entry started with "(suffix) (humble) (derogatory)". which was rather weird at first glance, but makes a lot of sense after thinking about it.

dictionaries in a hundred years are gonna be filled with junk like "pepega: (archaism) (humble) (derogatory) buffoon; fool" and we can only groan in our graves about it

[Vinny Possum]

Posting my poorly photoshopped Hillary Clinton fantasies to the "strong women slimed" group on deviantart, getting banned for "no politic's" by a guy whose entire portfolio is commissions of ghostbusters/legend of Korra crossovers

[Shell Game]

til Frank had a cameo on h*r.