Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Dr. Buttplug]

My new Jerk Off Instruction: Stop jerking off to me and go jerk off to someone else if you're going to post "god you're ugly" under every one of my videos after you finish!!!!

FOI, Fuck Off Instructions

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

DO NOT LOOK UP UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ON WIKIPEDIA AT 3 AM!!

[A Meat]

Anthroposophy is some weird ass shit

[Shell Game]

I want to burrow into the ground and wait until amiable companionship comes to collect me.

This is my life goal.

[A Meat]

Sometimes I forget people my age can be so accidentally racist, I'm used to people being either careful not to be racist or just vehemently and vocally racist. Not used to people being honestly shocked that something they said is racist

[Shell Game]

It's "delightful" to me how authors have only become pettier and more intolerable as the fanfiction generation takes it over.

[A Meat]

what is the Mohs hardness scale rating of the average penis?

[Dr. Buttplug]

what is the Mohs hardness scale rating of the average penis?

The average is a 1 or a 2, but blue steel hard ons can reach as high as 7

[A Meat]

Bumptious is somehow a real word

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

gay sex

edit:

personal opinion

[GirlKisser420]

Eldick of Melnibonér

[Lemon]

Anthony Kiedis might be the most successful singer who never bothered to learn how to sing.

[Victor Laszlo]

Anthony Kiedis might be the most successful singer who never bothered to learn how to sing.

Even Vince Neil's bandmates will tell you he sucks.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

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[A Meat]

Can you still get phone books?