Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[organburner]

If your workers are complaining that they need raises, simply call them woke betas and instruct them that if they can't figure out how to survive with their current pay then they should either tough up or get a side gig.
And then, if they start looking for a side gig, recruit them into your mlm. Then when they can't make money that way either, you can blame them again!

[A Meat]

Breaking: local unlocks secret third kind of human genitals

[Salubrious Rex]

Chet GPT

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I haven't posted a completely pointless thought in here for over a month. This either bodes well or terribly for my brain.

[thelizzerd]

I have one hair that is curlier than the rest of the hair on my head. It's also one of the few white hairs on my head.

I'm hoping when all my hair goes white I have curly hair.

[Salubrious Rex]

Doctor O'Botnik

[GirlKisser420]

high pitched things are fast and low pitched things are slow.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

The Kinda Shitty Wave off Kanagawa

[thelizzerd]

It takes my bf an hour to make the same dish I make in 25 minutes and that's on optimization.

[A Meat]

Chicago Bulls implies the existence of Chicago Cucks

[Antivehicular]

Empty mayonnaise packet in hallway near my work area yesterday. Today, full sugar packet. What is the connection??

_{the connection is that I work near the break room but c'mon}

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Empty mayonnaise packet in hallway near my work area yesterday. Today, full sugar packet. What is the connection??

[GirlKisser420]

i know theres people think the internet now is too woke or whatever but in the 2010s the only people that would actually rank women numerically were pua freaks everyone knew to hate. now theres fucken post-teen women acting like its not a psycho concept

[organburner]

Catholic nun takes up martial arts to deal with the drug dealers hanging outside her convent.
Calling this movie Force of Habit.

[A Meat]

Rice is the best, let's hear it for rice