Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Where is the squirrel shit?
I see bird shit where there is birds and see plenty of squirrels but I don’t recall ever seeing squirrel shit.

[GirlKisser420]

just moaned to a video of braised pork belly and egg

[Recon Rabbit]

Where is the squirrel shit?
I see bird shit where there is birds and see plenty of squirrels but I don’t recall ever seeing squirrel shit.

Squirrels (and a lot of other rodents and lagomorphs) will usually pick a particular spot far from their nest to relieve themselves, so you won't see it unless you go looking for it (or if they decide that your attic is their latrine).

[GirlKisser420]

those maudlin dollgirls you see on tumblr or whatever? technically a sort of crab. the porcelain is the exoskeleton. pretty tasty if you crack em open

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Jeneighfer Clopez's Mare in Manehattan

[A Meat]

I've crouched in video games way more than in real life

[thelizzerd]

Driving for a long time makes the world feel like a video game.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I've crouched in video games way more than in real life

look at this idiot going through life fully detectable. i bet you walk around at ground level during the daytime too.

[A Meat]

I don't think there has ever been a single person who described themselves as a visionary and wasn't a huge asshole

[Antivehicular]

Overheard at work: "I like blueberries, and I like blueberry sauce on things, like cheesesteaks..."

I was briefly transported to a horrible realm until I realized she actually said "cheesecake."

[dijon du jour]

The term boob comedy implies the existence of boob traged- no wait that's just a giallo nevermind thought cancelled.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

i hope it's okay to eat a red hot chilli pepper without being a fan of their music

[Antivehicular]

i hope it's okay to eat a red hot chilli pepper without being a fan of their music

Important RHCP fact: in the same way that Americans usually shorten the name of the band to "Chili Peppers," Japan shortens it to "Hot Chilis"

[A Meat]

SI horniness units

[A Meat]

If you give your aliens in your sci-fi human genitals and genders you're a coward