Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

When a mommy dom and a daddy dom love each other very much...

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a sloppy beej.

[Antivehicular]

It's a shame nobody gets called a sexpot anymore. I'd way rather be a sexpot than a kitten, a bimbo, or a girly pop

[Shell Game]

When a mommy dom and a daddy dom love each other very much...

BABY DOM

[cat_examiner]

                                             DOO DOO DO-DOO DO-DOOT

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Why does the mead I bought say it's free from blood? Is that not something I should expect as standard?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

five in the pink, five more in the stink.

[organburner]

I want to apologize for my previous post, I had just jacked off but the post-nut clarity hadn't hit yet. That's not who I am.

[Devious Box]

Salubrious Rex ❌

Devious Box ✅

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

You spend years building up protective mineral deposits to keep food from getting stuck in your teeth and then the goddamn dentist just hooks it all out without even asking you?? It's fucked up.

[A Meat]

I think it's funny that 'meatus' is a proper anatomical term

[Antivehicular]

Are there orgone-based audiophile products, and are any of them called "tone 'gone?" Because I have some ideas

[Dr. Buttplug]

Are there orgone-based audiophile products, and are any of them called "tone 'gone?" Because I have some ideas

Tone gooning is when you charge your audiophile orgone crystals

[GirlKisser420]

turns out they are two regular size guys from new york. sorry to disappoint

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Not too many people with delusions of grandeur; far too many with delusions of insignificance.