Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[vaMpiresoftWare]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoned_ape_theory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Tape_theory
Makes you think.

[organburner]

If we call drinks drinks because we drink them we should call food eats because we eat them.

[Lumbermouth]

Me and Cloris Leachman drinkin' barley pops at Fuckman's Leap

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Kil'jaeden Smith

[A Meat]

Printers have malevolent souls, the reason ink and toner are so expensive is that they're infused with reagents that  are meant to placate and restrain the inherent malice. This also applies to thermal printers but there's a different mechanism

[thelizzerd]

Printers have malevolent souls, the reason ink and toner are so expensive is that they're infused with reagents that  are meant to placate and restrain the inherent malice. This also applies to thermal printers but there's a different mechanism

I have trained the soul of my local printer to like me. I think he enjoys the smell of my cat which warms him up to me.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

wise-little-henmaxxing

[vaMpiresoftWare]

I've been in France a week. I saw a man carrying a baguette. I saw a woman wearing a beret. I met a man named Pierre. I've seen people smoking everywhere. But no mimes or accordions anywhere.

[A Meat]

Slavoj Zizek voice: "to an outside observer the sexual fantasy of the 'step-brother' or 'step-mother' is just the latest form of incest, but if you look at it from a different angle, you see it is in fact a desire for the freedom from the labor of finding a partner, sublimated into having your parents finding you an outlet for your desire with no effort on your behalf. It is a form of incest that surpasses Oedipus, absolving him of the responsibility for his actions."

[organburner]

If you're a big fan of getting boners in gas stations are you gas station boner pilled?

[Antivehicular]

Slavoj Zizek voice: "to an outside observer the sexual fantasy of the 'step-brother' or 'step-mother' is just the latest form of incest, but if you look at it from a different angle, you see it is in fact a desire for the freedom from the labor of finding a partner, sublimated into having your parents finding you an outlet for your desire with no effort on your behalf. It is a form of incest that surpasses Oedipus, absolving him of the responsibility for his actions."

I sincerely believe this is true and a non-trivial number of people who kink on steprelative incest are actually getting off (consciously or not) on the fantasy of a sex partner who already lives in your house, has a pre-existing emotional relationship with you, and may already be doing your domestic caretaking without you having to provide anything in return. Sexual fantasies revolving around "how do I get laid with no effort to create or maintain a relationship" are everywhere.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Begun, the jingle hop has.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Everyone loves melted cheese but there's a distinct gastonomic cowardice evident in the fact that no-one has yet taken it a step further and harnessed the awesome power of gaseous cheese.

[A Meat]

I hate that generative AI slop has ruined my ability to enjoy cool photoshops online, I can't help but scrutinize something that looks off to check if it's LLM-made that I can't really appreciate stuff

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Install-a-Vista, baby!