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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 5084876 times)

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I think we can bring back the term 'majordomo' as an insult
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It's weird we say someone with a lot of money to spend has deep pockets, surely they'd be able to afford more pockets rather than have to stuff more in their pre-existing ones
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The theory of course is that if you're too intelligent you get sad because you're too intelligent.
So the idea comes to you that you could simply inflict some blunt force trauma to your head regions and thus makes yourself less intelligent until you become happy. However this approach has downsides.
First, what if you're not sad because you're too smart and you are in fact too stupid to know this? Then making yourself stupider will not help you. It might in fact make you even sadder.
Second, what if this actually works but you get hooked on the blunt force trauma? When do you stop? When your head is so caved in your motor functions stop letting you continue?

So, no, sir mister police officer, I will not stop smoking this weed thank you very much.
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damn why do snails have to do the tex avery wolf eyes all the time huh? that's some horny ass animal right there
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i'd make an exceptionally functional alcoholic
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more people should be talking about kc green's Greatures
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Whenever I see this label all I can think of is "Well Known Food Place"

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Not really any of my business if the emperor has no clothes. He's the emperor for a reason
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i kill ants on sight cuz i hate monarchists
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Just listened to Limp Bizkit spend fifteen minutes doing live commentary on some guys medical evacuation. The moral of the story is to drink plenty of water and that its okay to go to bed before the headliners.
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« Last Edit: June 13, 2026, 04:01:40 am by moooo566 (taylor's version) »

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Socrates used to hang out with Sandalates a lot but they had a falling out and none of the authoritative sources have a clue as to why #philosophytuesdayfact

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He just felt more comfortable when he switched to working with Crocrates.
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Isekai about some dude dying and then being stuck in the reincarnation bureaucracy because they fucked up his paperwork and nobody there really knows how to fix the issue and that the system isn't working and at the end it's revealed that's how Jesus was resurrected
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I can't read a description of a cool sword in a fantasy story anymore without thinking of the F Plus "listeners, draw this sword" bit
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