Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

there should be more čerts in popular media, the czechoslovak version of a chort, who for some reason usually only has the one hooved leg and isn't as much of a devil figure as he is just a little hairy guy who wants to trick you into getting a bad deal

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

godzilla implies he's a really big god, i think it would be more descriptive if we called him lizardzilla

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

you know if the original movie was american and not japanese, they'd be out there calling mf Satanzilla cause they can't help themselves with that Christian shit

[AgentCoop]

Still waiting for the Jesus Lizard monster movie

[A Meat]

godzilla implies he's a really big god, i think it would be more descriptive if we called him lizardzilla

We could start calling lizards God, fixing the lexical problem

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Scientists today have indicated there is a growing body of evidence that the G string on a bass guitar is purely vestigial and holds no practical purpose.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Into each lung, some solder dross must fall,
But too much has fallen in mine.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Kicking myself for not filing a patent when I invented the the fighter jet without wings and weapons.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

How Deep Is Your Love
Howdee! Piss your love!

[A Meat]

Realistically a rock could probably cut through paper or at least tear through it.  And covering it in paper might not do anything to it. In this essay I'll explain why paper is the weakest option in rock paper scissors

[Dr. Buttplug]

Realistically a rock could probably cut through paper or at least tear through it.  And covering it in paper might not do anything to it. In this essay I'll explain why paper is the weakest option in rock paper scissors

I was told its sand paper, and its easier to just say paper than thousands of tiny slightly harder rocks beats rock.