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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 248594 times)

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More often than not I quickly avert my gaze from someone if I think it looks like I'm staring, but I have no doubt that that just makes it seem like I was staring and got caught.
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I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around the word "pad" right now. Maybe I'm just drunk, but I'm having a really hard time placing what exactly a "pad" is. All I can get is that it is something wider and longer than it is thick. The word implies something soft to me, but the more I thing about it, the less that makes sense as we have things like launch pads and mouse pads that are definitely hard.

Please help I'm drunk and can't sleep because I'm thinking about pads.

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For some reason I'm exposed to a lot of Home Depot advertisements. In all the recent ones they include this vague industry rhythm of clinking and clanking sounds in the last few seconds. Nothing gets me more pumped to tear down an oak tree with my bare hands.

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No store in this country sells 6.35mm to 3.5mm Female to Male audio cables, I'm thinking of exchanging my microphone for a USB microphone just because I can't find a reliable adapter for it that lets me plug it into my computer

Fuck I'm an idiot, I can just remove my XLR to 6.35mm cable from my microphone and get an XLR to 3.5mm
« Last Edit: July 19, 2016, 06:58:21 am by A Meat »

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Hammock with mattress?
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Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!

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Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
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Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 09:57:12 pm

A mattress in an indoor hammock is just a more difficult to make, more difficult to use, and less comfortable bed. There's no breeze to sway in or trees to look up at, yet you still have the chance to flip yourself in your sleep and fall and die, and in the first place you have to pull some custom carpentry to suspend the thing.

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Why aren't there musical pieces especially for whistling? Wanna hear a concerto for soprano whistler or acapella whistling
A Meat, July 15, 2016, 10:56:13 am

One of the first hit recordings of all time was a man who whistled.

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There's a guy running for Washington state auditor whose last name is Sprung and I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a slogan along the lines of "when you walk in with an itty-bitty waist to your local polling place, you vote Sprung"

(I'm sure you could do something better, change "itty-bitty waist" to something more relevant to the position of state auditor, but this idea isn't worth refining into anything legitimately clever, it's more about structure than content)

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Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 09:57:12 pm

A mattress in an indoor hammock is just a more difficult to make, more difficult to use, and less comfortable bed. There's no breeze to sway in or trees to look up at, yet you still have the chance to flip yourself in your sleep and fall and die, and in the first place you have to pull some custom carpentry to suspend the thing.
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 10:16:27 pm

Maybe a soft weave hammock with springs on the supports to provide a feeling of weightlessness?

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There's a guy running for Washington state auditor whose last name is Sprung and I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a slogan along the lines of "when you walk in with an itty-bitty waist to your local polling place, you vote Sprung"

(I'm sure you could do something better, change "itty-bitty waist" to something more relevant to the position of state auditor, but this idea isn't worth refining into anything legitimately clever, it's more about structure than content)
fruithag, July 22, 2016, 12:14:19 am

Can we get him a running mate with the last name Trapp?
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When Alex Jones inevitably dies of some cholesterol-related disease (because he is very fat), I bet a shitload of conspiracy theorists will flip the fuck out and call it an assassination.

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When Alex Jones inevitably dies of some cholesterol-related disease (because he is very fat), I bet a shitload of conspiracy theorists will flip the fuck out and call it an assassination.
Gyro, July 24, 2016, 04:13:58 pm
Knowing Alex Jones, his Will is probably going to start with an itemized list of people to blame
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Told a friend to stop posting nostalgic memes on Facebook because it made him seem like he wanted to crawl back into his mother's womb. Since then he has done nothing but like pictures of big booty'd black ladies which all end up showing up in my feed. I don't mind seeing these shameless selfie posts (some part of my male brain won't let me hide his likes) but I feel sorry for his fiance.