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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 261797 times)

Bobguinary Novel

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Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"

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Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
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Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Malten I Liked That Joke Shigan Gyro nuffkins, of all people, Spooks

Bobguinary Novel

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Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest

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Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 06:33:59 pm

Lank Vest

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Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 06:33:59 pm

Lank Vest
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:34:20 pm

Spank Mess

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Someone at work was looking for a rubber glove and the whole day I was thinking about song parodies about rubber gloves.

(to the tune of "The One I Love" by R.E.M.)

This one goes out to my rubber glove.
This one goes to the left and right.
A double prop to protect me from grime.
This one goes out to my rubber gloves.

Drier!



(to the tune of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Lappard)

CHORUS
Pour some acid on me.
Use a rubber glove.
Pour some acid on me.
Come on and burn me up.
Pour some acid on me
Burning feeling's not enough

Highly corrosive, dissolve my skin
Eat away my epidermis.


(to the tune of "Stop! In the e of Love" by The Supremes)

Stop!
Use a rubber glove.
Before you remove my heart.


I had more (like for "Tainted Love", "All You Need Is Love" and "Comfortably Numb", et al) but they were rehashes of the same lyrics.
Malten Liatai

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We should have elected John Toast as President instead of this Trump asshole, because then we'd have the first Punsident of the United States.
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I stole a paperclip because it had a winky face on it. I don't know what to do with it now. Its contemptuous smile haunts me.

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I stole a paperclip because it had a winky face on it. I don't know what to do with it now. Its contemptuous smile haunts me.
Tose, January 09, 2017, 04:07:57 am

"In further news, Microsoft's 'Clippy' was abducted from his home in the Chicago suburbs late last evening. The kidnappers have not yet contacted authorities with a ransom or list of demands, and Clippy's family is currently fearing the worst."
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In other news, a man with smiling yellow face and glasses was seen at the local scrap metal recycling plant. Employees report the man answered to "Bob" and was "more than happy" to deposit a double-bent piece of metal free of charge. The man was seen with a jittery green dragon holding a coffee cup.

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"I shot a kid!"

I haven't been able to get that stupid, amazing line out of my head.

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There's a Gray Catbird that's been hanging out by some shrubs at a train station the last few weeks, it's weird because it's hundreds of miles outside of its supposed wintering range.  It's fat as all hell so I don't think it has a hard time finding food, but I'm not sure it's really built for 14F weather?  It forages with a Robin crew, so thankfully it's got some company until spring.
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My mom always sends me pictures of receipts and Starbucks drinks and stuff where people spell her name wrong and it's my favorite thing

She just sent me a receipt that said "Charrell" at the top oh my god. Daft Punk - Get Lucky (feat. Charrell Williams)