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Topic: Fake porn titles make me giggle.  (Read 13575 times)

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« on: January 06, 2017, 09:13:36 am »
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2017, 12:07:21 pm »
Can we suggest new titles? Because I'd suggest "Robin Hood: Prince of Queefs".
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2017, 12:09:30 pm »
Can we suggest new titles? Because I'd suggest "Robin Hood: Prince of Queefs".

Meant to reply, not bulb. Should be "Throbbin' Hood"
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2017, 12:12:53 pm »
Can we suggest new titles?

Yeah.

Should be "Throbbin' Hood"

I was about to post a reply saying I'm changing his name to Rubbin' Hood, but ballp.it informed me you already posted a better one.
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2017, 12:19:26 pm »
The interactive logo is brilliant
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2017, 05:23:11 am »
I love everything about this
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2017, 11:05:54 am »
My favorite has always been 'Pulp Friction'.

I should be more useful at this, I worked in a movie theatre for three years and we had porn titles for nearly every movie we showed.  But that was 20 years ago.

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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2017, 12:57:40 pm »
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers' Bone
Requiem for a Cream
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Up (and down and up and down and)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sweet/Street/Neat Dicks
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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2017, 01:18:57 pm »
Pirates of the Tribadism series:
Pirates of the Tribadism: The Curse of the Black Pussy (honestly, The Curse of the Black Pearl might just be fine)
Pirates of the Tribadism: Dead Woman's Chest
Pirates of the Tribadism: Orgy At World's End
Pirates of the Tribadism: On Stranger Tits
and coming this year:
Pirates of the Tribadism: Jesus Christ, they're making another one? (I don't have an idea for this, and also, they're making another one?)

Not sure if it should be Pirates of the Tribadism or Pirates of the Tribbing, but you can decide for yourself, I've already wasted enough time thinking about this
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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2017, 02:46:56 pm »
That's inappropriate. Go wash your keyboard/phone in ammonia and think about what you did.

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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2017, 02:57:14 pm »
I'm adding several of these, thanks. Keep 'em coming.

BTW, I have entries for the entire Harry Potter series in the database,

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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm »
My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.

also, the Criterion boxset:
Lord of the Dicks: Fellowship of the Dicks
Lord of the Dicks: The Two Towers
Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Twink

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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2017, 04:51:52 pm »
Obviously it has to be Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Queen.
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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2017, 05:15:45 pm »
Obviously it has to be Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Queen.
not if it's gay porn motherfucker
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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2017, 10:53:35 pm »
Current count: 185 titles.

Adjusted the system so it won't add a new title if you've seen it in the last two weeks.
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